Anyone who watches this remake is dead to me.

I really like them but I resent having to wear a bra to avoid making eye contact with other people through the door-gaps in public bathrooms while I’m peeing completely naked.

Good for her! Not related, I really like that dress she’s wearing.

Reading these angry comments like:

So, when Scalia died, all my friends were like, WHOO HOO! PARTY TIME IN AMERICA! I quietly said nothing, and although I agreed with the sentiment that the SCOTUS and country are better off without him anywhere near a position of power, I recognized that he was still a human person deserving of basic human dignity (we…

Funny, I actually wanted the opposite to happen. Pino’s only real offense was being hyperfocused on work (in a boring field to drive the point home). I think Francesca just fit too many tropes of manic pixie dream girl for me to care.

The water placement in that header photo doesn’t make her look “dewy” so much as “snotty”

She looks good - but at the same time she looks like she won a fight with a Kardashian’s closet.

The server’s name was Eve...Eve Harrington.

Does everyone think Amy is utterly unforgivable for burning Jo’s book, or does she just seem that way to me because I’m a big sister and have written book manuscripts?

Pardon my info dump.

Drama club geeks often come late to Stonerville but once we get there we make ourselves at home.

What? You mean this wasn’t a rule in the first place?!

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

“Vanity was the beginning and the end of Sir Walter Elliot’s character; vanity of person and of situation. He had been remarkably handsome in his youth; and, at fifty-four, was still a very fine man. Few women could think more of their personal appearance than he did, nor could the valet of any new made lord be more…

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

Nope. No. Nyet. Nein. Non. Nope.

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.