Can we raise the age of “infants” to 32? Millennials shouldn’t fly.

I have to admit that due to the violent nature of their relationship, I swear I never even noticed that he had his dick/prosthesis out. I assumed that she managed to wallop his boner hard enough to fracture. I’ve known people who have done this during a particularly vigorous session of the ol’ in and out.

There’s this principle that comes with being a Democrat and it is the foundation of its stated ideals, and it’s called empathy. Ms. Fukumoto will need to re-examine her whole entire belief structure, as being a liberal ain’t totally about being against racism (or sexism or whatever-ism). That’s easy, frankly. Being…

My condolences to his cousin Marvin.

Star for the (Woohoo).

I like uniquevintage.com quite a bit.

Uniquevintage.com is pretty great.

Also I’d watch a movie where Jane Fonda plays Rihanna’s grandmother and they like party in New Orleans for a weekend maybe? IDK I haven’t worked out all the details yet.

Also a sign of his good-sportedness…

This death is a difficult one for me. TCM and Robert Osborne were therapy for me during some really tough times when insomnia and depression took me to some really dark places.

Or prepare for a job interview. Or use Yale’s extensive alumni network to get a job instead of sleeping with her engaged ex.

Gwyneth is dating the guy Phoebe went on a terrible date with in The One With the Tea Leaves?

Honestly... I always preferred Gene Kelly over Fred Astaire, but that’s just me.

Is that the latest Girl Scout cookie?

People get pissed with me for texting a paragraph instead of lots of shorter texts. Like either way it’s the same amount of information, wouldn’t you rather have your phone ring once instead of a dozen times?

MAWWAGE

I’m from California and I was appalled. An LA without Mexicans is no LA at all. Ryan Gosling can wear the hell out of a rolled sleeve, but he CANNOT sing. A white jazz musician, really? The only things I liked were the solid color dresses and the alternate timeline at the end. They should have made the whole movie…

How about Christine Baranski for Miranda......

JFC if they make one more movie about shit that happened in my teens I swear I’m going to break my own hip just to beat people with. Get these film producers off my lawn!

Corinne “runs a multi-million dollar business” as much as I “run marathons.”