My 8-year-old daughter noticed over my shoulder that this was about cats, so she insisted I play it. Cats are cute. I was on the phone so I wasn't paying attention. After 30 seconds she walked away. When I finished the phone call, I finally found her a closet, eyes bulging, guzzling from a vodka bottle we keep in the…

Not “had sex with an unconscious woman behind a dumpster”, he “RAPED an unconscious woman behind a dumpster”.

Slightly OT, but every time I see the name “Dwayne Wade,” I think it says “Dwayne Wayne” (aka Kadeem Hardison) for a split second. Used to have a crush on that nerd.

I love them both. Also Gabby Douglas’ lipstick choices this Olympics.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

Smart move. Anyone who’s ever watched Mad Men knows Roger Sterling always has some money in his pocket.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

If you're wondering later, "Gee crime, I don't know" was when I decided to kick your ass.

I’m distracted by all that recycling that should be taken out. But glad to know she’s as human as the rest of us.

1. This woman is living every dream I ever had as a child, full stop.

I’d like to hear his daughter say something. Or maybe she’s not allowed to have anything to say, you tell me.

Dude, chill.

pitch for alternate trailer that would honestly convince me more to see this:

So people who disagree with police brutality do not deserve police protection? Way to demonstrate that “few bad apples" theory.

Eat, Sleep, Knit is better anyway.

I made my own prom dress in about 6 hours. It cost around $120, including the black satin fabric. There’s absolutely no way it takes designers 6 months and $10k to make one dress. I can understand that it has to be an original design and that takes longer than cutting out a pattern, but there’s no reason for it to…

I’m a newbie sewer, and I can make a dress for me (plus size) in a few hours Nothing fancy, think nice maxi dress, but even that would be lovely on her.

The seamstress I work with sometimes once pulled together a formal (like super formal, white tie, not even kidding there are five sitting senators at this wedding) flower girl dress for my little girl in about four weeks. Now, I’m pretty sure my 7 year old requires less fabric than Ms. Jones, but she did have SEVEN…

I know right? Like designers only design dresses when they have someone specific to wear it, they never just have ideas laying around that they could retrofit for someone in a different size.