Is it just me, or does she look like Taylor Swift if she was a real person?

Yes. Yes they can. And yes, yes they are denying life changing and life saving (blood donations) procedures every fucking day. It's galling. (I had a bi-lateral lung transplant coming up on 5 years ago....this is very important to me.)

I actually had the Julia Stiles drunken table dance scene from 10 Things I Hate About You in mind when I read that.

you just know they got married in the town square under the gazebo. But my money is on Suki catering the reception at the Inn.

This looks like something you should be able to buy for a gazillion stars in Kim Kardashian Hollywood.

Moral of this story: We are both alone drinking large bottles of red wine. mm hm

WHAT IS FIANCÉE-TYPE STUFF? My theory is that he was thrusting around and chanting "I want to put a baby in you" for 5-10 minutes.

Motherfuckers at work will never let me get away with watching this video. Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.

I do this now. I will buy a bag of potato chips, eat two chips, become disgusted with myself, throw the bag away... and two hours later, dig through the garbage to get the bag back out.

I don't know, did it?

When it comes to "Ls" in Colin Farrell's first name, there is only one, and its name is "L."

I hate Woody Allen. I hate his lame movies. But I will always love Colin Firth, just as he is.

Team Marsden, always.

Fuzzy: Out.

I'm a little past a year at this point, which is in no way the longest I've gone without sex... I think since I became sexually active my longest dry spell is around 4 years. And I'm a big, big fan of sex, so it's not like I don't want it... I just won't have it with people I'm not super into. (I've tried casual…

I finally had to do that. I got an Amazon gift card for my birthday, and I blew through it to buy the crap in the game that requires K-stars. I finally realized I had a problem when I spent 5 bucks of my money. I haven't spent anything in the last two weeks, and got to the A-list okay. I feel so ashamed, but I blame…