Burn that bridge. I am willing to supply the kerosene and match. Seriously speaking, it's the only way for you to move on, and it's hard to do so with that emotional barnacle clinging to you.

Sounds like you need to do the bridge-burning. If his ideal involves you changing yourself, then forget that guy.

In lighter news: Brian Williams is (like his daughter Allison) a Bachelor expert.

I'm not sure this was the point of your piece, but I MUST PLAY THIS GAME NOW. BEST ADVERTISEMENT EVER.

I am both intrigued and horrified.

I hope Suarez bites her. They deserve each other.

My biggest thing is when people say, "Our prayers worked! Our prayers were answered!" And then you remember all the horrible things happening to people every day that they are all praying about. So I guess all those kids dying of cancer didn't get their prayers answered, must not have prayed hard enough. Goooooo…

Women who hover should be thrown into a giant vat of piss.

yeah, I'm gonna need Miss Rosa and her van to run this motherfucker over posthaste

Yeah. I'm not pregnant, but I'd feel pretty good wearing it while lounging around eating an entire bag of hint-of-lime Tostitos and then falling into a food coma. Whatever.

I thought accesorizing for men meant they put on a watch.

TEAM NUNS 4 LIFE

All I know is the Met Ball will always suck when compared to the Yankee Ball.

Carrot cake? Swipe to the left.

I love the moment where she just gives up and starts to sarcastically pander to everything he is saying. Brilliant.

I want to go out with a glass of champagne in my cold dead hand.

This article really annoyed me. As someone who currently hates her job, this was blowing up my LinkedIn feed, so I read it. Everyone profiled was under the age of 30, having landed their "dream job" at like 22. That's not your dream job. That's an entry level job in your field of choice. (Though the Pentagon job…

Having taught and brought up teenagers, it honestly looks to me more like a really angry boy wrote this.

I can't be the only one who misread the title as "Joe Biden" and thought "well, I guess there is no such thing as a private life when you're the Vice Prez"/ was lowkey interested :/

But Hedwig only had an angry inch...