I heard when he tees off, he shouts, "THIS MANY" to alert the players ahead of him.

Does it seem like a big deal to anyone else that LW#1's friend was trying to get her to skip a meeting to go to a spin class? The public outing aside that is some serious jackass behavior to me.

When I read the title my first though was "IN his penis? Surely you must mean ON his penis"...oh how naive I was.

Brandy, Whitney, and Bernadette did it better~

Weirdly enjoyed this review. That said, #BrandyandWhitney4Lyfe.

I don't think I can be friends with people who chose caffeine over weed for this.

If you pick caffeine you're proof that women can't have it all.

I thought I was dealing with Pink Ladies up in this piece. Turns out you guys are nothing but a bunch of Patty Simcoxes.

LOSERS.

Who are the dipshits voting for Caffeine over CHAMPAGNE??!!??

The only sane choice. What is wrong with you people.

What is this, like a Mormon naughtiness bracket?

I have forwarded this post to five people already. No interest in this band but this post is perfect

I would have enjoyed it more if they hadn't dragged out the Ted-Robin will-they-won't-they until her fucking WEDDING DAY. I think many of us would have been far happier and less irritated if they'd just split them up at the end of Season 2 and HAD THEM STAY SPLIT UP. It got so unimaginably tedious.

Caffeine vs. Immodium? CHAMPAGNE VS. RED WINE???

Want very fast hot chocolate? Sure, use a microwave. Or put it on a stove, you lazy asshole.

I'm pretending that a vote for Jack Daniel's is a vote for Jameson.

who are the psychos voting for smirnoff ice SHOW YOURSELVES

So far, I've ascertained that Christina Milioti deserves far, far better than suck-y Ted Mosby.

Am I the only one that thinks the fast forwards and the way they've structured the whole season have completely undermined the eventual moment where Ted finally meets "the Mother"? We've now seen them together half a dozen times, it cheapens the first time they meet in the "present."