Why are you even going? If you were planning to drop the friendship, this is a golden opportunity to send a clear signal by not going at all. Seems like a waste of time and money to go, and by showing up and bailing you might cause some unnecessary drama/publicly hurt feelings.

Outlets have website’s now if you don’t have any local. I stick up at the Banana Republic outlet whenever I can. Also, I was a big fan of the limited when I first started dressing like a grown-up. You already have better instincts than many for knowing that you need some new clothes for a new role so trust your gut…

I heard it wasn't exhaustion. It was thirst. Needed some IV fluids.

Right, but it gives a sense of the labor of dress making and the budget for materials (there’s no PR discount at Mood, I assume). So it’s not like the public is totally ignorant of how this process works. Which is what it would take for this crap to be at all believable.

Ok, we’ve all seen Project Runway. These assholes cannot come close to convincing me it costs thousands of dollars to make most dresses. Maybe with labor hours on a fully beaded, fully hand-sewn dress. MAYBE. They might sell it for $10,000 because they can, but even for this “thoughtless giant” the amount of materials…

You must have fast-forwarded through the commercials (I watch the commercials so I can fast-forward through poems). Chad is confirmed for BIP. They did a great Chad <3s meat montage to plug it.

I can’t anymore with this state. We’ll warn the nice people so they can get out first, but then let’s cut them the fuck loose.

And that’s exactly why there was ever any traction on this issue after Orlando, rather than any other incident. We can’t take guns away from white guys who murder children, but a Muslim guy who said something about ISIS gives license to go after certain people’s guns.

Would totally watch that.

Yeah, that’s why it’s better to get the blue one instead of the brown version. Still comfy, though.

Yeah, that’s why it’s better to get the blue one instead of the brown version. Still comfy, though.

Total Pillow. I have had this thing for YEARS and I will not travel without it. It’s as supportive as a neck brace. I never have any neck pain after using it and I can loop it through the strap on my carry-on so it doesn’t count as an extra piece. Plus, I totally saw it on TV.

Total Pillow. I have had this thing for YEARS and I will not travel without it. It’s as supportive as a neck brace.…

Ugh, you beat me to it! This cannot be a coincidence. Like someone was like, “This will be high profile and these Hollywood bitches talk about this pay gap stuff now...so we might have to pay them as much as the guys. How will we make up that cash?! I was counting on the discounted salaries!”

Ok, that decides it, I’m buying these:

You’re thinking of Blue Bloods. Bloodline is a Netflix series that started last year. I just love Kyle Chandler so I watched it. He starts out kind of Coach Taylor-esque....but then he’s pushed to his limits as he tries to protect his family. Shit gets pretty real. Definitely not an uplifting one.

Bloodline Season 2 comes out on Friday. Stars Kyle Chandler (Coach Taylor), and it’s about this fucked up family in Florida and all their flawed ways. I enjoyed it, but it has flashbacks and things that might be confusing if you’re on heavy painkillers.

But this is a genius casting move because when no one knew who the hell Jake Pavelka was, he was able to explain for the men and the audience. So we’ll have on-screen commentary as long as he lasts on the show. Plus, he makes Chris uncomfortable, which is always a bonus.

Yeah, I am assuming it’s because of the part where she was able to put her fingers up her vagina in the tub one day and detect her own tumor with her bare hands. Bad-assery and self-care are pornographic when it involves detecting lady cancer (see also, self-breast exams). I wonder if anyone has ever tried to ban any…

Same reason Ron Swanson got the Dotty Everytime a Smurf award from the Indiana Women’s Association.

I distinctly remember my mom having the hots for John Stockton of the Utah Jazz when I was a kid. He was the only one still wearing the tiny shorts.

This is all I can see when I look at Canada’s, so obviously I’m a fan.