Clearly you haven’t seen “View from the Top”, my source for all flight-attendant related info. If you have good routes and access to duty free, you can do pretty well with designer goods. Gweneth Paltrow was rocking the high-end looks from the magazines by the end, and you know GOOP isn’t putting a coke filled condom…

I’m more confused than ever. I was on vacation when this whole thing started and I think I missed some really key information.

YES. I did one once (bought a groupon when I was still half asleep) and it did nothing. I was just hangry. I don’t think I even pooped the whole time. No fiber=no point.

Fun fact, the Make Donald Drumpf again extension for Chrome does not work on Kinja comments. #kinjafail

Very true. I think that was SOOOO much worse last season than on Andy’s (the only two I’ve watched of the Bachelorette). I think when you set it up for the guys to have to confess a preference and then stay and date the woman they didn’t like, you create a completely fucked up power dynamic that undercuts the idea…

Can someone please gif the dying zebra? I’m gonna need that. Thanks in advance!

What I found really frustrating was that I think she was trying to say she didn’t want to hold his hand because she knows how hurt she is when someone does that in front of her and was trying to be mindful of other girls’ feelings. And then he made it entirely about his own fragile feelings. Plus he’s so damn naive. I…

I’ve never been even close to being engaged, but I feel like if your proposal will only be memorable for the setting or the staging, I feel like you’re doing it wrong or maybe you shouldn’t be proposing in the first place.

Those boots....you should go for it. You’d look hot tonight. Call me when you’re through. Take care of you.

So...If they had someone on the ground to video the drop, why didn’t they just, like, bring the beaver to his knew home by land?

When I click the link it’s $91.48. Is the deal over?

When I click the link it’s $91.48. Is the deal over?

In my dad’s first marathon finish photo, he came across the line with some very bloody nipples. So I think as long as you avoid that, it could definitely be worse.

For MY birthday last year, I went to see her in Blithe Spirit and she was phenomenal. She is a fucking force of nature. She was cavorting around and doing physical comedy in heels and just magical. It was a last minute decision, and I’m so glad I went.

Watch Ghost. It will help you hate him again. Then cackle with glee when the black demon things come for him, as they should (and hopefully eventually will) on Scandal.

Fun fact, that was all Allison Janney. She and “Toby” were hanging out in her trailer on set waiting around for something and she did that and they put it in the show. Whatever else Sorkin should get credit/blame for, it’s not The Jackal.

Watching that was like watching my last break-up conversation from the outside. I was simultaneously so upset for her but like fascinated to see an eerily similar conversation unfold before my eyes. Why do dudes think they have a right to tell someone they’ve just dumped to look at them? Why do they think hearing them…

THANK YOU. I also have it on good authority from someone that went to school with Ashley I. that she was never in the history of her Bachelor experience actually a virgin. So I would also like to know where that footage went and how the conversation went where they decided to forget they had teed that up in the…

OMG, we should start a support group. My mom went with my aunt and has tried to give me advice about finding a man that she’s heard from watching his show somewhat regularly. And by support group, I mean drink a lot and swap crazy mom stories.

I’m about to be a liberal (adjunct) professor starting in the fall, and I appreciate the instruction manual. I’m gonna add calling anyone who doesn’t support Hillary a misogynist. Seems like it would fit right in on the list.

Dare I hope Hit List is next?