Mark L. Walberg hosts Antiques Roadshow now.

I was hoping that the scene after the wedding would be like, "but that's not actually how I met your mother...." and the kids would be like, 'Wha?!!" And he'd explain that somehow she'd been involved in the mysterious pineapple incident when he was blackout drunk way back when and that was ACTUALLY how he met the…

Yeah, it was like..."Oh, hmm...Ted wants kids and Robin doesn't. Shit! Why did we set it up like that when they need to end up together?! OH! I'VE GOT IT. He'll date some other stand-in and knock her up a couple times while keeping her waiting for a real marriage, but the whole time he'll pine for Robin so that…

The runoff this weekend was only the top two though, and they were determined last Sunday. So they "first woman mayor" story has been reported all week.

That's ok. It's hard to see the bigger picture when confronted with a large erect phallus. We've all been there ;).

I'll be raising a glass to all of us who tried to make this come out right. Here's to you, my champagne sisters!

Pretty sure the issue here is referring to the mayor-elect and current deputy mayor with the words, "It's a Girl!" Which is not only patronizing but also not news...there were only female candidates. Her name would have been a nice touch. Or even just terminology suitable for describing an adult like "woman".

I really hope not, because thinking of this as the result forethought and rigorous preparation makes it even worse. I would feel somewhat better (not much) if it was, "You can't find a picture of her? What?! Shit! We go on air in 5 minutes...what are we going to put on the screen? Can we get the intern on it? Ya…

Don't put Peeps in the science oven!

good tip. thanks!

What is this from?! I want to see it!

Some of us may have had an alcohol poisoning experience with vodka and are no longer able to even smell it without wanting to vomit. I used to drink it straight, but no more...Champers, however, always makes life better.

I think of it more as Dan Stevens Ruined Christmas-gate. He made his choice, and I can't really blame Julian Fellows for how he addressed it or wanting to make sure he couldn't just come back after he realized that audiences never wanted to see him as anything other than Cousin Matthew and he'll never work again :)

Would have been better if they'd described it like a bar in NYC:

Real talk: I had a sex dream about Ren McCormack a few nights ago. Not Kevin Bacon—Ren McCormack. No shame.

Right. We know the daughter is less than 2 years away (the Star Wars day every three years thing happens next when she's a baby), so yeah, I was thinking he's either a really depressing stoner or she must still be around when that reunion happens.

I thought about that, too, but Ted explicitly told his kids that Robin was never a mother. Also Ted is just generally a crier. For all we know he's crying about a rom-com they went to see over the weekend.

Just had a thought...what if Ted was crying about his own mother? He has a younger sister who could be getting married/have gotten married and his own mother wasn't there due to her death. I was leaning toward the death of the mother theory, too, but the whole long set up wouldn't makes sense. If their mom just…

I feel like they watched the ep and were like, "Hmmm....this isn't our best...not enough Escandalo. How do we keep from losing viewers without reshooting too much?" Then a genius says, "Shirtless Jake!"

Oh, please. Eleanor Roosevelt was rumored to be fucking her male doctor friend and her female secretary. It's gonna take more than that to shock that old broad. ESCANDALO!