Yes, we'd all like to believe the Post is better than this type of mistake, but my coworker was there today and found a metal screw in the burrito she bought at their cafeteria. So, they, as an organization, are failing on many levels. The best part might be that their only response was to offer her a $10 gift card…

The Dowager Countess/Maggie Smith could win a good ol' fashioned hat off, so I say it's still rigged.

This is essentially the modern day/real life equivalent of the Dowager Countess always winning at the Downton Village Flower Show. Though in the real life instance I feel like there is case for Maggie Smith winning this actual honor. She's so amazing. #teamviolet

Did you know her daughter actually "wrote" that line? It was her natural reaction to the Disney World website. So maybe she'll grow up and bring the world a new Liz Lemon-esque character we can all enjoy :)

Actually, it was Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag :)

If you watch Boehner closely, it looks like he's saying "Works for me!" and Obama finds that funny and Michelle is like, "OMG, these fucking idiots. I can't wait until Hillary and I run this joint in 2017." That's gotta be it.

I just found that out right now! Holy crap! It makes so much sense though...But now I wonder if his mother's name was Megan.

A better version of this exists already...it's called HowAboutWe.com or something. You get to see who accepts/offers a date and read a profile before you waste your time/money on a date that might be totally worthless. Not that I've found that all that effective either, but it's way less sketchy. I also reject the…

I'm really hoping for an NPH/JT song/dance off. That's really the best possible outcome here and the only way to salvage this lackluster song.

I think JT has been watching too much HIMYM. He wrote Barney Stinson a theme song. And it's way less enjoyable than this one.

I don't see why this app is needed at all. All mothers repeatedly tell their daughters, whenever they mention drinking any amount of anything, "Remember, alcohol has calories...".

My take isn't that people didn't think they could/would/did rape, but that they believed their athletic abilities/affiliations are more important than the consequences for their victims. Whether it's because of a school trying to protect it's reputation or keep a star player on a roster, athletes are more than…

OMG I'm so excited! My mom found a Christmas Eve showing and I convinced my family to go then instead of Christmas day because I can't wait ONE DAY MORE!

I didn't know the part about not sleeping on your back gives you puffy eyes. And I get swollen ankles daily from sitting at work, my circulation needs all the help it can get. I'm definitely doing to make use of this knowledge to look less obviously hungover/tired when I'm in NOLA after Christmas.

They are to me because I know enough people from there...like my one friend who was basically being very ably impersonated by Christina Applegate in the clip above. And they play on enough CA stereotypes that outsiders know so we enjoy them even when we don't know the roads they go on and on about.

Guess it's time to bust out my "Iowa: Cooler than California since 2008" shirt again. Makes me proud to be a Hawkeye!

+100. I don't go to that stop everyday, but that would be my exact reaction.

Proxy server people. ITV is just like American stations with free content the day after it airs...it's just only for UK people. So you buy access to the server that tricks ITV into thinking you're in the UK. Yes, it would be better if it went to ITV, but whatever...I had to have my Downton Abbey. And I'm gonna…

I will have you know that I watched it LEGALLY. I signed up for a proxy server for $9.99 a month (first month was free so total cost of $10) and was able to watch each episode online the next day just like you can with American shows. TOTALLY WORTH IT. You'll see...

Furrest Gump :)