Thanks!

My first thought on seeing the picture was, "Does this come in adult size? And in a color that compliments my living room decor?" Even after reading the part about babies dying and the company refusing to recall, I still want one. Am I a bad person? Maybe I just really need a nap right now...

This might be a dumb question, but could there ever be (or is there now) any way to donate money somewhere to pay for testing of backlogged rape kits? I would be a monthly donor to that, but I would guess you can't actually use donated funds to pay for government work...maybe we need a law to fix that, but just for…

I would bet all the money I have that this guy can't get laid. His real problem with all us Slutty McSlutterson's is that even the sluttiest among us won't sleep with him. Gee, wonder why not...

So you'll join the Million Pantsuit March I want to organize for the Draft Hillary movement?

That assumes she read it. I would bet/hope she has better things to do with her time than read The Atlantic. She was likely responding to the summary of the issue this reporter gave her when she asked the question(s).

Yup, and we all know how that turned out. When he found her she was married to a crazy Scientologist....though maybe he'd have better luck now...:)

Lindy, if your description of celebrity heaven is accurate, I need to get real famous before I kick the bucket. I want to spend eternity with a never ending supply of Pop Chips.

Cyd Charisse, not Chita Rivera. But yes...that movie is amazing and the basis for my suspicion of all celebrity couples who met on a movie set. If I ever get married I want my first dance to be to his version of You Were Meant for Me. And no, I don't really care what my future husband has to say about it. It's…

I saw her in Spring Awakening, too. My friend and I were sitting behind some crazy lady who had seen the show like 30+ times (this was before it was nominated/won) and told us that we could meet the actors and get autographs at the stage door, and it was my first Broadway show/visit to NYC, so that sounded cool. I…

My initial reaction was that it was a red tent lest any women make the convention unclean by menstruating in the presence of men or succumb to the fainting spells that accompany our cramps, but the Gone with the Wind thing works, too.

Somewhere, Ann Curry is cackling with glee.

They're even better when you imagine them read aloud in exaggerated British accents.

I have an adult friend who has the same response. Someone got her a tickle-me-Elmo for Christmas a few years ago and every time someone set it off she laughed so hard she cried. Like you could just keep starting him up as soon as he finished laughing repeatedly for like an hour and every round was just as hilarious…

I would bet a million dollars that one of them was this guy.

Yup, more like her, only with an actual vote :).

Shillelagh is a word that should be used more often.

This is why I like to think of babies more as sociopaths.

I feel like the, "Sir, let me finish." thing is a go-to move in those situations. It's like that episode of 30 Rock where the writers figured out Jack was in a secret society that had a rule that if you said a certain word or phrase members had to find a way to leave the room immediately. It's old white man…

The look on her face....amazing.