Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

I would call them romantic, but, to each his own.

“Trump takes it in the ass from Putin! Trump is a weak pathetic little man!”

How is this homophobic? If you’re reading that into this, the homophobia is yours, not the memes’.

You do realize that if Putin was a murderous scheming fascist female dictator, this would be just as funny and meme-worthy, right?

I’m not *not* taking his word, but I am curious as to what’s going on here—is it a straight guy appropriating queer culture so he can force himself on unsuspecting women, or what?

I’m a little confused. They’re a queer band called “Power Bottom”, but the lead singer is a straight male who may have sexually assaulted a straight woman?

I don’t know what happened in the moment as I wasn’t there. I can say this, empirically, even being a Red Sox fan: Adam Jones has more class and dignity in his right pinky finger than Curt Fucking Schilling has in his whole body. I know who I believe in this little saga.

As a black person in America, there will never be a shortage of people who are white who want to give me THEIR take on racism and how it doesn’t exist anymore, how they don’t see it and how they’d never be like that, and I just want to shoot all of them into the sun.

I’m sure Curt is at home, polishing his Nazi memorabilia and thinking of a reasonable non-racist response to Jones.

Schilling may have never been in the outfield in Boston but he’s certainly been out there in Boston...

Now, you can’t just single out Boston. That would be a cop-out. You go around the whole nation, and you hear fans get nasty.

[checks actual penis]

Totally unprompted?

I cannot wait to see Schilling in a debate against Elizabeth Warren. I watched a cat torment a baby squirrel the other day. Broke it up out of pity for the squirrel. I will have no pity for Schilling.

Schilling: “Sure I do, I wore my German blackshirt outfit for Halloween one year.”

“Schilling, hell of a career. But he’s never been black, and he’s never played the outfield in Boston.” is a great follow up from Macklemore after White Privilege II

OH YEAH ADAM JONES? What do you know about being a crazy, racist, impotent, balding, personified piece of fecal splatter??