In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

I called an old squirrel source of mine for background information, it was innocent.........

Papa Steve approves.

I would love to hear the conversation that went into displaying the photo on the news but blacking out just a bit of ass crack.

Why are there so many men that look like the Shark Humper?

I’ll star your post, but I won’t go out on a boat with you. You know, because of the implication

Hair’s definitely not Elway’s. He probably is that fat these days, though.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

She chewed out a young African-American man I knew for saying “crib.”

I understood your reference!

John Elway

“They were mocking, according to this gentlemen, I guess in the UK there’s some websites that naked women get on sharks, so they were trying to mock what women were doing with sharks.”

Eh. I never showed my doodles to (m)any people. I was never trying to shock people, I was just doodling bedcause I always doodle. it’s a pretty basic shape. It’s relentlessly seared into our brains, too - it might as well be the single most recognized logo of the past 2,000 years and perhaps the second most recognized…

i just like how happy he looks in the picture. everybody deserves to be happy

A certain pro sports franchise told Deadspin Wednesday that the man was not its team president, and that there would be “consequences” if Deadspin pursued the story.

She was gracious and charming whenever any other famous person was around or when the cameras were on, but my main impression of her was imperiousness. She snapped her fingers at people when she wanted something. She complained to my boss because I tripped and my skirt hiked up when I fell - she considered it a…

Yeah, I worked closely with an Events team at a past job. The Director told me that he ran an event where she was the keynote. Said she was rude and drunk. I was very sad to hear that.

Yeah, it sucked because I love literature in all forms and was pretty excited to meet her.

I have always had a morbid fascination about Nancy Grace, so thanks to the author for the peek inside. I had my own “Nancy Grace” when Maya Angelou was on our board of directors. She was so nasty that our president told us we could just walk away from her when she was being her usual obnoxious self. Mary, if you are…

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…