My sense is that Barry is like the media person that could never imagine Trump being elected. I don’t like Trump and don’t want to equate the Jackets with him. My point is that Barry is a hockey elitist and might need to remove his head from his ass. 

Retreat to their parent’s basement with a bag of Cheetos?

Unrelated perhaps to this story but Deadspin has fallen off my list of go to websites. This would be an average story at best in the old Deadspin days. Good luck with eSports and soccer. I’m done.

So masturbating is now a sport too?

Lol! Bullshit.

You never know.

Heard the voice of Agador Spartacus when I read this.

Calm down Donald !

Good God. You are an idiot.

Kendall?

Why am I not surprised that JoePedoPaw has a quote about reaching and grasping on his marker?

Yes, the New York Times trembles at the mere thought of a Pewdiepie. Give me a break....

Hooray...a Compete article in the Deadspin feed

Elway is also a well known drunk, if that helps explain the connection.

Thank you. I was waiting for an update on the world Mario Super Asshole video game tournament

But why the long face?

Agreed. If I buy tickets to The Rolling Stones, I expect to see Mick Jagger. If the band goes on without him should I be able to get my money back? Not necessarily but I would still think it’s bullshit.

I get that video game and card game competitions are a thing but I can’t find the words to describe how little I care. I wish there was a way to hide Compete stories from the Deadspin feed.

Was this before or after he threw the bucket of confetti?

Try less green beer/more sleep