Are you retarded? It’s like telling an Oscar winning actor ‘hey you greedy self centered fuck, why are you trying to win another oscar?! You already have one! Why not give someone else a piece of the pie?! Stop trying to continue to be successful in your chosen profession!!’

I’m confused. A lot of people claim that denuvo effects game performance (never seen it myself) but here’s the thing: if it does devs shouldnt be using it. Ever. But if it doesn’t I can’t understand the point of removing it. Even if it did nothing cause the games cracked what’s the point of making the effort of…

Have no one to blame but yourself? Um.. No. You can still blame the russians.

Why don’t you put your dub-douchebaggery aside for a moment and watch it with the sound turned off.

So says person who reads slowly

So I guess it’s official: Patricia Hernandez had sex with Zoe Quinn

Tell me about it! I got roughed up by the cops just because I was hanging out at a park playground without a shirt on and holding a big bag of candy and those f-ing cops just ASSUMED I was a pedo! Just cause I like candy and not wearing shirt!

Wait, there’s a star wars / thunder birds crossover film! Okay, I’m sold.

I thought the voice of HZD was insanely heavy handed feminism tripe.

Cruel? Hardly. When someone is put to death they stop feeling any pain. there is no more suffering that they will experience and if you are on death row it’s very likely suffering is part of what lead you there. you want to be against cruel and inhumane treatment? Be against trapping someone in a small cell for the…

Wow, another example of children causing adults to act like children. yes, there must have been a deep ocean of racism in this school full of super racist kids. It would be unthinkable that on that day when they realized they could spell that out with the shirts they wore they did so because it’s inappropriate and…

Of course he has to care about justice for black people. He can’t moan about justice for himself when he clearly has had a much better life handed to him than the majority of people of every race. He clearly did this to assuage his white guilt he has from all of his white privilge... Oh, wait..

This is a really funny post but not as funny as peoples reaction to the concept of not washing your legs. They all seem so assured that you can’t get your legs clean without scrubbing them with a soapy product. I wonder if all of you super clean people know that the things in your toothpaste that makes it froth in…

“For about eight years, I was very pro-life and would go to protests in front of Planned Parenthood buildings. But as time went on I began to do research and realize both the benefits and importance of abortions as well as Planned Parenthood as a whole,” he said over email. “If you only look at one view and are too…

Um...I wonder why you don’t mention what games you have developed. You know, the games you worked so hard on and are super awesome and would have been big successes had it not been for piracy. You must be so proud of your work and want others to know about it. If you have lost all this money due to piracy then…

So, um.. women don’t show up to work at kotaku to show the valuable contribution they make to this website. And yet everyone is going to come in this site and read posts like usual and no one would even notice this was happening if you didn’t point it out in this post ( which is why, I imagine, you did so)

Also, is there anyway I can contact you privately? I wanted to go over some things with you about your apparent inability to write the word I (yes, it’s a word and a letter!) without capitalizing it when appropriate. I just didn’t want to do it publicly and put you at risk of feeling embarrassed.

Right. You didn’t want to correct my content so instead you passive-agressively insinuate that its wrong thereby conveniently keeping your own perspective safe from any criticisism. Thank you so much for not embarrassing me and also for adding so much to the conversation! I realize now, thanks to your well…

I’em sory yu cann’t undearstand tha contantz ov whet somewan rites unlese ittiz spealed corectoly.

No, it’s even simpler. Most everything you said is technicly right. When the government violates your free speech you get upset because they CAN’T do that, but when an individual or a non-governmental institution does it you just go - okay, that’s totally fine- because they can (legaly). What difference does it…