Impala.

Not an SUV, but a pickup. Mazda BT-50. (Image shown has an aftermarket rear bumper)

To be fair there is very little football going on there when  a game IS being played, mostly on the Dolphins side. The race would give Dolphins fans something to watch.

So they’re going to hold their race in a stadium parking lot?

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

I had forgotten there was a time when an M car could go this many miles.

Dodge: Please take the shipping covers off

Abby’s database is really just a link to jalopnik.

Chevy SS is the obvious answer (evidently not obvious enough), but $70k gets you a new leftover M3 in a very unique color:

I’m shocked I had to scroll down this far in the comments to see this, the most obvious and correct of takes.

I’d probably opt for the full coverage on this one.

Wise? You do realize you’re reading Jalopnik right?

They’re all the worst.

I feel like I’m getting too old and grumpy...but I look at someone trying to get a car designed to have 350 hp up to 1000 and think “ugh....why?”

$49,900?!? That’s almost Wrangler money!

As we say:

Or just don’t let employees drive blue ones at all

Engine’s still good.

Good thing this didn’t happen to Nissan. They’d have to recall 100% of the Titans they sold this year. 

What kind of shitty, two-bit operation...