I know what I’ve got.

#nolowballers

This is pretty much why pony cars exist, no? 

“a 2013 M3 convertible”.

no but i need to have alexa in my car to make impulse purchases with based on the adverts i am hearing in the podcasts i am listening to....

Sounds great, came 6 years too late.

The Base Model 2020 Porsche 911 Will Start At $97,400

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ. 

Sure, it makes sense.

Counterpoint: most buyers of this car will still be boomers.

Haha, yeah I mean, no apologies from me on that! When a Cool Thing comes out it’s fun to turn over all the rocks. At least I think so. On top of that, this is a level of significance above most other major recent launches. There will be other cars to talk about... next week...

Am I doing it right?

As previously reported, this fucker comes in brown. #YouHadMeAtTarga

Well it’s the Corvette.  So Strike 1 right there on Jalopnik. 

Ooof. Forget the whole mid-engine thing. The fact that this thing is going to be revealed long after all the retirees from Florida have gone to bed is the best example of how they are telling the baby boomers to get lost you could imagine.

GenXers are getting in their 40's right now, many are gainfully employed, and hence why cars like the E30 M3, Integra Type R, and Supra have EXPLODED in value.  This is absolutely the market they want to be in.

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

What do you think the National Guard is?

Could they replicate the fires though??

None of the replicars spontaneously caught fire- a sure sign they weren't authentic. 

The same people that pay extra to get a piece of rope instead of a regular door handle from Porsche will complain that the levers on the Vette are cheap. It's a badge thing.