“I happen to like the restyled look of the 2021 Chevy Suburban and Tahoe SUVs.” -Andrew P. Collins, 12-11-19

And the 4-Runner drank and smoked crack all through the pregnancy.

Can’t think of a company I’d rather buy a vehicle from less than General Motors; and I have 2 Nissans so that is saying a lot!

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

Put a tariff on foreign oil so that Detroit will be forced to build American-made cars that run on clean coal and create jobs!

#MAGA #Winning

He probably just wanted to get to the locker first so he could put Weezy on the locker room stereo instead of Eli’s country music shit…

All that statistic shows is that we prefer foreign cars at a greater rate than the rest of the world prefers American cars.

I have as much guilt as the next guy about the times when I come up short as a dad: you lose your temper over some bullshit a little too easily, you get stuck late at work and miss a big game, you prioritize a night out with the wife over a night home with the boys, etc. But there is nothing - and I mean this…

Fools.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

Impressive that one of these shitboxes made it 27 years. But 4 grand for a Geo?

I haven’t seen a player this motivated for revenge since Charles Jefferson...

Ricky from Better Off Dead will show you.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Can’t repeated and constant high-G shocks cause lithium-based batteries to short and rupture as well? What was she doing with that hand?...

Doubt it. The only country that’s dumb enough or strong enough to try and wipe us out is Russia and Putin doesn’t want to damage his new toy.