(Bows respectfully in your direction.)

(Bows respectfully in your direction.)

Nah. Impulse purchases like this require near instant gratification. If I were REALLY looking for holiday lighting, I’d do it. But in April?

Nah. Impulse purchases like this require near instant gratification. If I were REALLY looking for holiday lighting,…

But I was going to face them at your windows! Why would you discourage sharing like that? ;)

But I was going to face them at your windows! Why would you discourage sharing like that? ;)

Here’s hoping they’re never needed for their designed function. :(

I was going to get 4 of these...

I was going to get 4 of these...

Oh, I don’t know... could be a LOT more people which equates to a LOT more power usage?

There’s a defined mission for this.

I read this, go “Hmm. Interesting...” then... Aw, hell.

No, I just get a kick out of showing how idiots like you are so self-contradictory.

Looks real good!

(Golf clap) Well played, sir.

And your ever-so-conspicuous caring does... what, exactly?

And in Arrow, I think there were three different pronunciations of his name.

Nah, it’s hard to get her to commit to any roles at this point.

It was a fun series. After the first 70, though, it started getting repetitive. ;)

Yes. And we should all be outraged by it. Outraged, I say. (Yawn.)

Yep! Clear gray for me. It was an amazing thing for the time.

Umm... when a mommy crab and a daddy crab really really love each other...

No, I think his was larger than this...

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