It’s China. They’ll do anything you want for enough money.

These guys. Two containers full. Spec-shit-knockoff-Mini Moke racing series.

I. What? Errr. Dafuq? 😳

That’s what the Fuckening will look like.

I’m going nice price and hoping that I can sell $500 worth of stuff off of it to get it below $1000 and bullshit the LeMons judges that it was only a $1000 car that I sold $500 worth of parts off.

Hepatitis, you forgot the Hepatitis (A,B,C, and a new strain SP), cause you know it’s roadie jizz in there, Dee hasn’t touched that truck since at least 2001.

From that angle I see last-gen Monte Carlo and two door Saturn? Maybe some late 90's Cavalier?

I like the flaresides of that generation, except the taillights. Now the next generation of flareside was an abomination.

You sir, are brilliant. Have a star!

Look at all that body roll. Like a car chase scene in Kojak.

Thank you, sir. Have my star.

Have my star, dammit. Now Glycerine is stuck in my head.

There was a period where I was a not-so-successful life insurance agent. I was working a service list and made an appointment to meet with a couple, update some policy info and (hopefully) write some new business. Had to get something notarized, so the husband and I got in my truck and headed to the bank. On the way…

I’m with Suburban Guy: track car’s shot, fuggit! Everybody get your helmet and get in the tow rig!

Lemme check my garage, I may have a couple of extra bottles from my “vintage” Jag daze (full disclosure: vintage meaning late 1970's- the pinnacle of British motoring quality for an entry level price of $2500, I lost bits of my soul to that shite heap).

Don’t forget a couple of extra bottles of this:

Now that’s an April Fools’ day article! A manufacturer of military equipment offering discounts! You kill today Ballaban!

At that angle, with the Maine, my first thought was that you had a pet opossum.

Or mini-mog.