Oh god, I hate people. I’m sure they were the most perfectly behaved children, as were their children, and never cried (or even spoke!) in public. I’d have given them the finger. I have no patience for bitches like that.

Fuck those people. Kids are allowed to cry when they fall, are scared or frustrated.

Between the hair transplants and the mixing of Viagra and Cialis, it’s a wonder the man isn’t just a sausage casing.

That comb over is stealing the blood supply.

I think continuing to call Trump “Fuckface Von Clownstick” is the best way we can honor Jon Stewart.

Short answer: they grew up.

You actually need more stars.

Yeah. And wearing a white dress on top of it.

What’s Jessica Williams’ next move? Is she staying with The Daily Show or moving on?

Team Jennifer!

With twins, none the less, AND daily sob sessions over the one who got away and his floozy.

If I made less than $40,000 a year, it would be a big consideration to leave my job vs. pay for childcare or a nanny. However, I make more money than that, and even paying for childcare or a nanny, I still can contribute to the household income while also holding down a career. Plus, I will be building my 401K and…

All of us don’t have the luxury of being stay at home moms. If you have more than one kid, have a nanny makes more financial and schedule sense in most case - especially of one of the kids is a competitive athlete or heavily involved in another pursuit in addition to school. There’s not just one way to raise kids well.

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

Join me in 2015 where a double-income household is essential. I think we will allow you.

Right, because every family has an earner who can easily cover all the bills on his/her own, so the other can provide full time care indefinitely to the kids.

Again, many celebrities have crazy schedules, with long days of shooting and very erractic scheduling demands. Having a nanny makes plenty of sense.

You made a pretty loaded comment and expected people to not call you out on it.

IKR?? People are such assholes for finding dependable childcare so they can work. Especially people who have nannies because there’s no such thing as a daycare available from 5:30am to 7pm every day, or that can accommodate people with erratic schedules.

I love my kid but by god, if I was rolling in disposable income I would get a nanny first thing.