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When the teleporter gets back to the Baxter building, it releases some sort of energy wave and Sue gets hit by it. That’s literally how she gets her powers: she’s near the teleporter when it gets back.

The end’s all wrong. The Fox execs would never accept that they’d made a mistake. They’d read the ‘nerd’ focus test and say ‘well that’s just what a bunch of nerds want. No one cares about nerds, recent box office results have shown that *audiences* want dark and gritty like The Dark Knight. The reviewers are all

The one thing I’m still no clearer on (bare in mind that I’ve not seen the movie, nor do I intend to any time soon) is just how Sue gets her powers?

Oh god, I hate people. I’m sure they were the most perfectly behaved children, as were their children, and never cried (or even spoke!) in public. I’d have given them the finger. I have no patience for bitches like that.

Fuck those people. Kids are allowed to cry when they fall, are scared or frustrated.

“Google is your friend.”

Impossible. I'm just smarter than you. BYE FELICIA

not villifying anyone, just repeating their actual stated intentions.

I really believe that best case scenario they are ignorant and brain washed and worst case scenario they are monsters.

And it safe to discharge a firearm at Professor Piltdown’s parties?

I can’t be didactic about it, but...

Between the hair transplants and the mixing of Viagra and Cialis, it’s a wonder the man isn’t just a sausage casing.

That comb over is stealing the blood supply.

I think continuing to call Trump “Fuckface Von Clownstick” is the best way we can honor Jon Stewart.

I wonder what’s going to get us in the end? Will we even live long enough to see the floods or will the food supply colapse or will acid rain from a massive chemical reaction in the ocean melt us all? We keep predicting these long drawn out disasters but I think something totally unexpected is going to rear up and get

Short answer: they grew up.

You actually need more stars.

Yeah. And wearing a white dress on top of it.

I am so impressed with Sue in that clip. Who knew she had her primary power before she even travelled to another dimension?

What’s Jessica Williams’ next move? Is she staying with The Daily Show or moving on?