Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”

Off topic, but someone brought an assault rifle into my sister’s place of work the other day to protest gun restrictions and was nearly shot by someone who was concealed carrying and trying to be a hero. My sister works at a fast casual restaurant. I mean, Sis does work in the South, but she thought she was going to…

Watch Mean Girls. You’ll get it.

Bob, it’s not fair to remind me. You oughtta know.

Caitlyn is still a republican, I’m afraid...

Can you please please please stop setting the videos on autoplay when you post them?

Bah humbug

Don’t curr

Except the In’n’Out secret menu, right? I mean, it is posted on their official website and there are buttons for the secret menu items when they’re taking your order. This is seriously stressing me out, because I generally defer to Pinkham in restaurant etiquette, but I also love my animal fries well done (extra…

I would agree with 99.995 of this, but sorry, In-N-Out for sure has a secret menu and culture that encourages such orders. Before the internet this was a fun little word of mouth game. Then the 100x100 happened here in Vegas and because the owner of Zappos happened to be at that In-N-Out that halloween night, it went…

I think it depends on the guy. Really well endowed men I’ve been with seemed to think that taking off their pants and letting me behold the sight of their dicks was foreplay enough.

In the not-too-distant future, after we’ve succeeded in annihilating all life on Earth, these buckets will remain. Aliens will happen upon them, and marvel; the buckets will occupy spaces in the most elegantly curated private museums as priceless relics.

Jia, I really respect you as a writer, and I liked this essay.

“And while white women certainly benefited from and participated in racist acts, I believe (correct me if I’m wrong) that the main perpetrators were white men, who were acting in a doubly oppressive fashion—reminding black men that they were under their control and simultaneously reminding white women that they were…

*raises hand tentatively*

Forgive me, for I sin.

You know? Now that you mention it, that IS an overwhelming impulse. But then they say that "scents" bring back the strongest memories. Now I'm smelling the horror. Should I maybe go downstairs and sniff something else? Recommendations?

I guess some corporate suit has no concept of Instagram.

I’ll say that Monica Lewinsky was absolutely and unfairly destroyed by the scandal, while Bill came out more loved than ever. It’s taken a couple of decades for the poor woman to not be the butt of a joke whenever her name is heard. That, however, can be blamed on patriarchy and society’s ingrained misogyny and…