The Cuyahoga County Medical Examiner’s Office has yet to determine the cause of death.

I have no evidence for this, but I suspect it’s the former - going on for years and now is getting more attention.

@KristinWong, been reading your financial posts for a while now, but what you never account for is real world situations... What I hate the most is when an article gives advice based on the best possible scenario, but that scenario is almost non-existent to the regular joe schmoe. Did I spell Schmoe correctly? Anyway,…

I see your Nicholas Sparks and raise you Lurlene McDaniel.

Coulda ended worse...

God help us.

I know right, I hate the Senate too.

... So about this penguin theft?

Also do not count. They’re listed as “wraps” on menus so that Americans understand, but no one is happy about it.

A burrito does not count as a wrap and is excluded.

but who is that woman in the pic leading this article anyway? it looks more like giuliana the skeleton-lady from fashion police or whatever that piece of shit was called.

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

Shit, this has me spooked. It’s hard? That’s a constant? I mean, yeah, we argue occasionally, because that’s life. But 10 years and one baby down, and I wouldn’t describe it as “hard.” Does this mean the other shoe is about to drop? Do I not have a “real” marriage? Is this all a farce and I’m going to find out about…

i was a super tall kid and was always treated differently because everyone thought i was like, five, and i was three.

Seriously. Good for you, but don’t humblebrag.

Right now I’m in a place where once in awhile I’m fine and discomfort is minimal, so I can do coffee drinks and even drink it straight still. It was just debilitating when I had it every day, especially multiple times a day.

I go through a metric shit ton of Costco-brand lactase pills. They work- I still can’t really drink milk, but I can eat soft cheeses again. The problem I run into is that people think I’m lying and give me “surprise dairy”- as in, I ask if there’s dairy in this, they say no, and 15 minutes later I’m digging through my…

Went to a restaurant for my brother-in-law’s birthday earlier this year, and he and his wife did nothing to corral their 2 year old. It was mostly up to me, my MiL and the 2 year old’s 13 year old cousin. She’d run around and around the table for our large party, and then suddenly dive off to run through the…

I’m sorry, but if my 21 month old baby was being a little fussy, and it was raining outside and the place had a fairly noisy ambient sound and some psycho came up and screamed at my baby and threw shit at me I don’t know I’d wait to find out who the eff it is and likely pin them down and ask someone to call the cops…