I’m kind of fond of cashew milk lately, but it’s getting harder to find. Probably wasn’t that great of a seller, which is unfortunate.

my whole day today is kermit w tea. everything i read. kermit with tea. everything i hear, kermit with tea. online, irl. in alternate dimensions.

But sometimes the best solution is a BIG ASS KNIFE.

I like the way you think. Pizza burrito. No, it’s not a calzone. It’s a pizza burrito.

Awesome. That’s all I have to say.

RIGHT THERE. THAT’S what these assholes don’t get!

This is a fantastic piece. That is all.

Well yeah, it’d be weird for a kid to be buying groceries in the 90’s, but I took myself to the store to buy candy, or my mom would send me because we were out of milk, through the late 70’s and early 80’s. If I was alone buying, say, salmon and shallots and cooking wine, that’d be weird. But kids were actually sent…

At 6, in 1979, I used to walk several blocks and cross a busy street to buy candy at the convenience store. Who would happily serve me because no one thought a kid alone in a store buying candy was weird.

Actual conversation I once had on a date, around 2005:

They aren’t the first swearing Pixar toys. I bought these as a joke for my girlfriend back when the movie came out, because I loved the interactive swearing. The video isn’t mine, but the first 8 seconds have the “swearing.”

He is a slimeball, there is no “almost” about it.

Makes me think of that Tori Amos lyric: “look i’m standing naked before you/don’t you want more than my sex?”

I’m raging at the editor paying male writers more than female writers. This is the Sydney Morning Fucking Herald and fuck this asshat for valuing men’s words more than women’s. Fuck him. I’m a writer and it’s hard enough to make a living. What a twat.

I just stood up at my desk and clapped. YES!!

“Just because she’s fucked one guy she must be available to all of them, right? Just because she’s wearing a short skirt, just because her shirt is sheer, just because she is a woman, she must be available to me.”

I honestly do not know how, but it appears that I have been caught up in some kind of ban sweep over at Gawker. I see that I am welcome to star and reply here.

Yes all the snark here is weird and misplaced. Any kid whose been through a screaming, petty divorce can appreciate the effort these two are making. Good for them.

Totally agree and was just about to write the same thing. She and her ex are committed to the wellbeing of their children. If they express that love for their children by going to brunch together, then great! As the child of divorced parents, I wish mine had been this mature. The snark in the article is out of line.

I went through my closet looking to find a new pair of socks this morning, and to my complete surprise I found a fifth manuscript from Harper Lee. It’s clearly the original one! It’s called “The Stars are Full of Racists” and it features a cryogenically frozen Scout who is awoken in the future and has to confront the…