I tried to start a female-friendly artisinal hotdog cart called MEATwHOLE.

I'm terrible at business ...

Here's my concept for a real lady restaurant, using ideas I gained from seeing advertisements. It would look like a 1984 Laura Ashley catalog and serve cups of soy cappuccino foam and tiny bowls of non-fat yogurt with exactly three blueberries on top. Beautiful salads (non-fat dressing on the side) would be the…

"(Idea: ACTUAL PLAN B ON THE SATURDAY MORNING BRUNCH MENU! And you could call your restaurant "Over the Counter." And you could serve Whorange Juice and Casual Seggs. Holy shit. Copyrighted.)"

I'm surprisingly candid about how little I give a shit.

I really try to get into sauerkraut but I just can't. How do y'all eat yours?

I read that he only did it because his son told him to accept the offer. Which kind of makes it cuter.

As an educated, outspoken liberal white female, I thought I understood and could empathize with racism. I knew it was wrong. I knew it existed. Then I adopted my daughter, a beautiful little girl of African American descent. All of a sudden, the stories I was reading weren't some abstract wrong that I could condemn…

Y'all are taking care of KK quite nicely, so I would like to add this comment because this drives me nuts: can we please stop referring to families with divorced parents as "broken homes"? My home is sufficiently, lovingly, respectfully intact, thank you very much. Indeed, it's arguably more intact than unbroken (?)…

Why on Earth are you criticizing someone for coming to an important realization about the nature of race and discrimination in this country? Would you rather her remain blissfully ignorant? I'm just very confused as to why mocking this is justified. I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from the hotbed of idiocy…

And this response is why Jezebel doesn't in any way represent a functional feminism.

I feel like Kim Kardashian could literally take a bullet for, say, a poor, starving child from a third world country, and the headlines would be "Kim Kardashian Selfishly Steals Bullet Meant for Small Child" or "Kim Kardashian Makes Attempted Murder of Small Child All About Her As She Bleeds to Death From Gunshot…

Wait, are you railing on Kim Kardashian for recognizing her privilege and realizing she was wrong? Because it seems kind of mean to knock someone down for growing as a person, even if it's something that is super obvious to you personally.

Um, why are we snarking on Kim for acknowledging racism and homophobia and calling it out? I don't get the snarkiness in this case. Sure, she's not very articulate but her heart seems in the right place and she's saying good things

I'm seeing a lot of "you don't get a cookie for being a decent person". You know what? Why not give a cookie for realizing "racism exists and that's bad"? Not a giant, elaborate dinner party, so to speak, but a cookie. It's completely possible for KK and most people enjoying her levels of privilege to swim through…

I'm a Kim Kardashian hater and even I think her letter is not mock-worthy. She might not have the exact right thing to say figured out, but at least she's thinking about it and her heart is in the right place. It's 100% wrong to laugh at people who are just finding their way on issues like racism and feminism just…

She didn't just discover that racism exists. She just realized that even though she's in a position of privilege that she can't shove prejudice to someone else and make it "their problem". She's taking up the fight to help her fellow humans. That's something most white people decide at one point or another. Usually…

I'm no fan of Kim, but I'm proud of her for admitting that she was ignorant about racism and discrimination. Whether she actually takes strides to make a difference will remain to be seen, but I can at least give her props for calling herself out on her own bullshit.

I genuinely love Ancient Aliens. It's batshit crazy, but I've learned so much cool (real!) stuff about past civilizations and artifacts. Sure, they say it was all alien tech that let them build their stuff, but that's just hilarious icing on the history cake.

I voted that way because "Sexy Tom Hiddleston Videos" were not listed as an answer.

Oh sure, next you're going to tell me that I shouldn't be heading down past drug lords into the remote Mexican wilderness to challenge a hidden tribe of runners to a 50-mile unsanctioned road race