I hope Mia stretched out before throwing that heavy shade.

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

Obligatory.

No, it's not a joke, it was a prank intended on showing bullies what it feels like to be taken advantage of and hurt.

I've only noticed adults get involved after someone commits suicide or the bully gets shot in the face and then it's usually more desperate face saving on the school district's part for the inevitable lawsuit.

bbq sauce and mayonnaise are sexual fluids now, I'll make a note of it.

She didn't but don't let the facts stop you from being upset. Reading is hard, I know.

Well, it's extra creepy when you add in that they've been a parent figure to the now 18yo since they were 9.

"I have nothing to say about that. Except: I believe my friend."

Also Paul Rudd: http://www.vulture.com/2013/03/take-o…

The Marisa Tomei theory makes me livid because nobody who has seen My Cousin Vinny can possibly dispute Marisa's total ownage of the category.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

Back in the good old days we called it "exhaustion".

Years ago, I went on a trip with my dad to Acadia National Park. At some point, he decided to take a nap in the tent, and I went on a walk in the woods. It was peaceful and lovely, and I was feeling one with nature, so much so that when I happened upon two chipmunks fighting off the side of the trail, I stopped to…

No, it is absolutely not men who can't find porn. Anyone can find porn, and there's way to much variety to ever be bored (though not desensitized).

Good set up, but it still feels forced. I would work on your gravitas, and fewer cliches often works to convince people you are serious. Needs improvement.

We had a co-ed baby shower with a ton of booze, didn't realize it was weird. Why shouldn't a baby shower have liquor? 99% of the people present at the shower can drink, the other 1% is getting either a shitload of presents or eating all the pastel frosted cupcakes they want. The only game we had was an optional…

Don't even put it out in the universe!! No Hollywood execs look over here! (I think of them like the NSA, mining the internet and tapping phones looking for the next rom com plot)

In the last 20 years you would have to be pretty incompetent to not be able to diagnose endometriosis. The ideology is relatively standard and a simple laparoscopy can certainly diagnose it quickly.