"Slim-fitting white fleece athletic pants"

Why does the flag have the wrong number of stars?

Now THAT'S how you desecrate a flag.

So wait...is wearing sweatpants in public acceptable now? If so this is the best day of my life.

The Empire's New Clothes

I want to live every day of my life in this dress:

Nah, fuck and marry Michael B. Jordan (not necessarily in that order). And then, yeah, the rest is irrelevant.

Bingo.

This is the correct answer.

Fuck: Zac Efron, Marry: Michael B. Jordan, Kill: Miles Teller—I've already killed him multiple times in my mind during the preview for this movie.

Marry Michael B. Jordan.

But what about bunnies?

Short for Arixander, of course!

It was good of him to take one for the team and step away from the pubmed for a bit.

LOL.

They named you Ari Schwartz, but I assume your parent's names are Buffy and Missy Bush. They figured it's much better for people to think you're jewish than to think you're related to George and Barbara.

Hah! Nope, I am indeed an Ari Schwartz.

I really want "I've dealt with the public" to be the new "I'm familiar with the rules of the internet."

Hey, not everybody can say they've dealt with the public.

I am also pretty sure that all the women who were killed by men were not scared for their lives as they are being killed.