Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

I think the aliens would sit down and start watching puppy videos and never leave Earth.

NEVER. PUPPIES 4 LYFE.

How cynical can you be that you dislike a yearly program featuring adorable puppies playing with toys that helps raise money for animal rescue?

I don't see how this is different from the fact that the Internet is basically made of cats.

It's because the puppies are mainstream, isn't it? They've sold out.

Sorry, Doug. I will be saying a big "HELL YES" to puppy exploitation (if that exploitation includes photo, gifs and videos of puppies not actually being exploited). WHO'S WITH ME?

And with one fell swoop, J.K. Rowling has toppled Misch Collins as Top Troll in Fandom.

If you want to go the completely cynical route this could be evidence of an attempt to remain relevant, to whatever degree.

First Dumbledore is gay. I am fine with it but have balls enough to have it in the actual book and now Hermione should have been with Harry? Just keep writing your own Fan Fic, JK.

That was very rude of you, you know. Don't you know proper exorcism etiquette is to projectile vomit on the exorcist(s) and have your head spin 360 degree?

I had someone lay hands on my broken ankle and do a similar thing. It was really awkward because it was in public at the school where I teach and someone grabbing your broken ankle does negate running away. I didn't want to disrespect his beliefs, so I just stayed there and looked around uncomfortably while he…

That is a delightful story! I've never had the pleasure myself but, true story, the history professor I worked for in graduate school claimed to have been exorcized from demons she picked up doing her research as a graduate student. Smart lady, never could wrap my head around it.

My school counselor told me I was possesed by the heavy metal demon, the sex demon and the alcohol demon. I'm not kidding. She didn't exactly exorcise me just prayed for me for a long time and totally freaked me out. I kept going to see her though since it was the only way to get out of maths.

Any other Jezzies been exorcized? I have. Obviously it went significantly differently than the one in the video, given that I am an atheist so there was no screaming or flailing or vocal fry.

STAHHHHP IT and get a stand up act already!!

You need to open port 666 on your router.

Should have just dumped him.

I'm sure there's a youtube tutorial.

And this still proves the brokenness of the American health care industry which no sane person would force people to buy into under penalty of law unless they had something to gain.

Even more insipid, formulaic and contrived than anything Katherine Heigl has ever done. - The New York Post