I guess money often beats integrity senseless and goes home laughing.

I have to concur. I've never seen this post. Is there a link? Or, is this a post of pure imagination? I mean, that would be terrible were it to be true.

My god! It's true. I'm licking dinner off the floor tonight after my second psychiatric appointment of the day! Cheetos and Pepsi and Ramen for me and my child!

Well, well. That backfired, didn't it? With the exception of the pigeon and some mild fixings on the dresses, not much else happened.

No. I won't.

Good God. I'm pretty sure being a grownup doesn't involve trying to police other peoples' comments on the internet or acting like a rarefied assfart. Are you a moderator over there? If you are, and it's a rule not to do that, fine. If not, suck it up, buttercup.

Good advice and all true.

Yeah. I know.

I'm trying to get past the idea that his name was Muffley and that he was a OBGYN first. Only then can I deal with the rest.

He needs to get back to work right now! How dare he have a life?!?

YES. THIS. Thank you.

I KNEW IT!

How about you just give the $10,000 to me? I have a bunch of bills to pay.

Manhole.

ha! I would laugh, but so depressing.

It's silly that it's a faux pas. Don't these people want their designs out there? What nonsense. I mean, it was a $10,000 dress, or something like that. She just bought it at retail instead of borrowing it. Good for her. And good for him for being nice to her.

I would say it's because of his drug intake for the day.

That whole business about Hayden's dress was such a snobbery bunch of bullshit. I'm glad Ford himself took the nasty gossips in hand. The people on Twitter were especially full of poo. It's perfectly legitimate to buy a dress from a designer you love if you can afford it.

BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tell you who I'd like to get drunk with—Emma Thompson. Last night, she was hilarious. Taylor probably throws up after two drinks and whines about the loves of her life all night.