I used to avoid anything that called for dicing vegetables because I couldn’t be bothered. Then I got a mandoline. Now I avoid anything that calls for dicing vegetables because I’m afraid of the mandoline.

Also, white af.

What does it mean to “feel safe” though? My red state relatives all “feel safe” taking almost no precautions at all and acting like there never was a pandemic. I suspect they think friends, family and the bars and restaurants they like are inherently safe and you can only get the virus from strangers or something.  

I read about it. I’m sure she did have PTSD, but to my mind that’s a separate issue from the adult rich-girl assholery that’s been going on with her pretty much forever. The two are probably related, but at some point you either move on from shitty parenting or you don’t. Then again, I’m a judgmental bitch, and I also…

Just going to say that while I’m ensuring he knows canon, my 8yo loves current Simpsons too and I’m seeing it anew through his eyes. It’s not all great, but it’s not all terrible either.

- Looks like there was one disclaimer they forgot.

It’s not even just “anti-SJW”.

I’d even just like to see someone touch on the fact that Mia claims that Ronan is possibly Frank Sinatra’s kid because she was still sleeping with him during the entirety of her marriage to Andre Previn and relationship with Woody Allen, but kept that a secret and collected child support from Allen throughout Ronan’s…

Easily the best rendition of Treasure Island, including the book. Tim Curry is Long John Silver.

I think that’s bit rough. It’s an opinion piece by someone who’s life was directly and negatively affected by this film.

They don’t even understand what their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, was all about. Do we really not expect them to screw up interpreting Sci-Fi as well?

The legions of supposed fans who seem to have completely missed the moral lessons of properties like Star Wars, Star Trek, various comic book heroes... do we really need to implement a test before people are allowed to enjoy entertainment? How do you not fucking get Star Wars?

Good, because I was not at all satisfied with whatever the fuck season 4 was.  

Counterpoint: the more complex and new the tech is, the more likely the ride will be down for substantial periods for repair.

Nowhere does he say unprotected.

He never said unprotected

Eventually you have to grow up, Marilyn! You’re over fifty! Accept responsibility! You can’t blame your father, Charles, forever!

Cavendish bananas suck.

My wife died at the beginning of the pandemic, last March, but I don’t hold any animosity towards him or the show for making light of it. From great tragedy comes great comedy, and comedy has helped me process my grief.

I love to say to these people “Look me in the eye and tell me Luke and Leia were always supposed to be siblings.”