I’m a roller derby announcer. Everything I’ve learned about sports commentary begins with Mean Gene.

Please, how could he be looking right into the videoscope if he doesn’t know where it is?

180 DEGREES!

Y’know, I used the phrase “drinking the Kool-Aid”, until I moved to Oakland California and found out what a profound effect Jonestown had on survivors and families of the deceased, both black and white. I’ve been to Moscone Center and I’ve been a constituent of Speier’s. I would invite everyone to gain a better underst…

Let me tell you tell you something Mene Gene!

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

Time to share some classic Mean Gene interview segments!

In 2019, can everyone just stop reporting on him, his tweets, and his butt fashion? Does he even exist if no one is talking about him? Let’s try.

Person Participates in Sport Centered Around Beating the Shit Out of Someone, Sustains Major Injury

HALLUCINATING THERE ARE SNAKES IN SCROTUM SO HE RUBBER BANDED HIS TESTICLES SO THEY DON’T ESCAPE

I like Elizabeth Warren more than I like most other politicians, but she needs someone one her staff to keep her from walking into obvious traps, like that DNA test she took. If she can’t avoid shit like that, her presidential run will be fucked. 

For a lot of people... are they (me included just living beyond their means)?

Okay, I’ll bite.

Every POTUS so far has been an imperialist and war criminal, which should make the observation with regard to one or another pretty banal in the scheme of things. I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m saying there’s not really a point to bringing it up.

He would have just pardoned himself, right? Because the President can totally pardon himself, right? Like, you could have the most corrupt president in history, and he could fill his cabinet with crooks and liars, and maintain secret business relationships with a hostile foreign power that may or may not have used…

For men, interactions with women are a zero-sum game. If she wins, he loses. He doesn’t want to be a loser, so in every encounter she has to lose in order to reaffirm his manhood.

Seems you’re forgetting Walk Hard, the best movie of the 21st century.

Because conspiracy theorists don’t blindly follow the leader?

You can question the media, feel that justice favors the rich and turns a blind eye to their crimes, and believe that there’s a problem with sex trafficking that’s being largely ignored by authorities without believing that someone’s collection of…

Because the context of the song has changed with the times. It’s old context is irrelevant now. Those social norms of the 1950's are gone and forgotten by everyone accept aficionados of the 1950's. So now the meaning of the song has changed. Its like how language changes and the people who feel the need to defend the…

This is what I was thinking.  I’m not paying $8-10/pound for oxtails.  That defeats the entire reasoning behind oxtails.