This.

Exactly. It’s going to be fed into the right-wing outrage machine as “Progressive Liberal Leaders in Berkeley Want to Take Away Your Freedom and Institute Liberal Sharia Law: Have Banned the Sale or Consumption of All Animal Products on Mondays!!!” when really, if the City’s planning department has a lunch meeting…

Getting repoed sucks. Back in 2009 I could no longer afford the 2002 Corolla I bought first year out of college. But, I accepted it, let it go, paid off the difference after it got auctioned off, and made things right. It took me 3 years to pay off a car I didn't even own anymore. 

Parents own their own business, the guy who owns the store the machine is in is his friend’s dad, grandma kicks in a couple grand, and voila! Another Self-Made Man™.

I can’t wait for next year’s Milk Crate Classic!

Rusev Day is all we need

I am a survivor of middle school sexual assault, and I can tell you with certainty that this woman is not exaggerating when she says it still seriously impacts her life to this day. There are still times when I smell the soap my rapist used (which thankfully isn’t often) and go momentarily back to that place. The only…

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

I am a huge Star Wars fan.

So you’re ok with gays getting married but you don’t give a shit about poor people. Got it.

He’s still the only “celebrity” death that has ever affected me. I think we’ll be in dire need of smart, sardonic individuals who can both relate to us yet call us on our shit without the faintest sense of guilt. He was a refreshing breathe of air in an atmosphere saturated with the chattering class, sycophants and…

Ropa vieja, in New York, is one of my all time favorite dishes and the Cuban coffee I have had in New York and Miami is sublime.

Good, gooood.

The AMC investigation did not find him innocent. It only found that AMC was in the clear from a legal perspective.

The Big Bang Theory 

Ah yes that famous community of liberals that definitely exists willing to battle over the good name of fucking ER.

This is terrible news for many reasons, but it also sounds like Marquez had something important to add to the #MeToo movement if anyone had been willing to listen.

You realize his wife's family is the fucking Hearsts right? No way their law firm risks pissing them off.

When our country’s healthcare system can bankrupt a person for having a medical emergency, this is inevitable.

Somebody’s always gotta try to profit from a tragedy.