Finally! A Positive Umass Post!

kma, brah

What’s so bad about this?

Doesn’t matter. Just like basketball, if you get the shot off before time expires and it goes in, it counts.

That play was actually pretty sick...This really happened right?...with fans in the stands?...not one of those tree falls in the woods scenarios?...just asking because I’m a fan but haven’t run into another fan other than immediate family and friends of the players on the field.

In his first AB in Fenway this year, he did the platonic Jeter inside-out swing except he hit the ball a goddamn mile instead of lining softly into right. He walks up to the plate right now and it seems actually impossible to devise a pitch that won’t be smashed into tiny pieces by that freaking tree trunk he’s…

We had good seats to this game last night, a few rows off of the visiting dugout: watching Aaron Judge stand next to the Yankees third base coach was comical. People were taking pictures. It looked like someone’s dad had put on a uniform and snuck into a little league game.

As a heads up, when your team acts like goons, it is a lot easier to draw penalties (even if they aren’t real). Maybe just play better hockey.

Not a fan of either team, but I can’t help but think that Oshie’s penalty was just karma for him doing the exact same thing to Bonino in the playoffs last season:

Damn NORAD just went on alert because of that launch.

Awwww is the poor Boston fan upset, needing to make two posts about the big bad O’s?

Honestly this is probably the scariest thing about government. The disconnect between the people who create regulations and those who create technology might as well be centuries apart. Frankly, I don’t any suggestions or anything. I’m just flabbergasted at the general level of imcoptencey of our lawmakers.

I’ve often said that in order to renew your license, you should have to pass the driver’s exam. It should happen at any age, not just when you hit a certain age. I’ve seen people in all age groups that have no clue what’s going on behind the wheel. There are stories on Jalopnik all the time about them.

WEEI is such hot garbage. Kirk Minihane is terrifyingly deranged.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

paging doug we have a replacement for your aston martin..

“’Fourteen fucking karat gold,’ I swore to myself as I stalked back up the walk to replace the now empty gas can. Fourteen karat gold is what you bought your shitty niece on her thirteenth birthday, not what you used on the interior of a car.”

In 2005, my car was rear ended on the highway by a Mercury Tracer that was cutting up traffic, while I was in the center lane staying with the flow of traffic. Long story short, my insurance company ended up filing a subpoena to get the data logged when the airbag went off, because her story heavily contradicted the…

This is Crosby’s (at least) 4th concussion; coming at the end of his 12th season.

I cringed at that too.