Good thing your opinion literally could not matter any less. Please, just go home. You’re welcome to stay but it will be nicer with you gone.

I’m going to laugh my ass off if this brilliant engineer gets caught stealing IP and committing fraud by shuffling companies around and getting one bought by a competitor; it’s just always so satisfying when someone really smart gets caught doing something dumb and illegal.

He got a $120M payday from Google but that wasn’t enough for him, so had to steal their IP, and violate company policy by founding other companies and not disclosing them to Waymo?

Accounting for reaction time and looking up the whole time while tracking a ball that is curving, yes, you jackass.

5 seconds to see the ball come off the bat, decide where it is going, start running, and get there before the ball lands? Yes, that’s good.

I do not say this lightly: please find some professional help. You are looking at the world through a tunnel. There is way more outside of that tunnel than you realize.

Alternately, Bernie voters opposed to war may have had a difficult time voting for a war enthusiast like Hillary.

uhhhh no, it was because Hillary’s political machine stacked the deck........but yea, keep blaming the fact that Hillary couldnt beat fucking trump on “bernie bros”.....definitely had zero to do with the fact that your candidate sucked, and was flawed.

This is the most college story I’ve heard this year.

Leave NYC and move to a booming town that needs IT support.

See if your shit job offers tuition reimbursement - my shit call center job did. I went to community college, one or two classes at a time since I was paying up front. If you intend on getting a Bachelor’s, you should at least take your first two years at a community college since it’s so much cheaper.

You know “Uncle Sam” is all of the rest of us, right? By admitting you’ll never pay yours off, and being okay with that, you’re basically telling the rest of us that we’ll be paying off this debt that you decided to take on.

This, sadly, just means you’re likely to see your social security garnished. Hopefully you have some retirement savings.

“Just spend the money” is the financial plan of every single poor person I know: money comes in, just spend it, because you never know when you’ll have more.

The week before my son turned 1 (and I was frantically planning a 50 person party single-handed one a shoestring budget) my sister with dual degrees in early childhood development and k-12 education informed me that he was ‘somewhere on the spectrum, but definitely autistic, probably cuz you had a midwife’ while I was…

It’s normal income, and taxed as such.

A mother I knew suggested I treat my kiddos very very serious, like yearly hospitalizations now takes 3 daily medications serious asthma with unpasteurized honey. Honey. We didn’t do anymore playdates after that, I cannot abide stupid (and I doubt she vaccinated her kids). 

Great, just what I need. I see enough of these requests on Facebook already, thanks to people sharing things from Go Fund Me. I hate it. I do give to some when I know I can spare the money but there are so many. It’s a horrible thing, scrolling through my makeup group on Facebook and seeing four new Go Fund Me…