C8 Corvette. Lacking the manual.

Sneak preview:

No need to call the police for everything. Sort it out youself! Christ. 

Have they mentioned what the annual fee will be to unlock the shifter?  Can I pay a flat rate at purchase to keep the shifter unlocked?

How much is the ticket for a modified exhaust up to? PASS. 

You want health care, housing and an education? Get a Job. I didn’t go to college, have a nice house and a nice car and some toy cars to hobby on. If I can do it then so should everyone else. My 18 yr old daughter is off to college on mostly her dime. No she’s not going for an art’s major. She’s going for something…

It really is dangerous logic. “Sure there’s evidence of this candidate saying horrible things, taking bribes, and voting for things that are against my personal well being, but he’s in the same political party as I am, so he must be good!”

“The UAW kind of sucks, but it is still a union, and therefore inherently good.”

This is what happened to pretty much everything else...

thirty-nine thousand pounds of Cocaine

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

Give Porsche credit where due as they have listened to customer (and industry) feedback. We saw this with the 911R / GT3 Touring, return of the manual in GT3 trim and more stripped out driving ethos models.

The recession is coming... while OEMs have been killing off small, efficient cars and introducing $45-60K small trucks.

Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?

Because people are dumb and think it’s worth it?

If anyone wants to hand the wheel over to a machine and let it do the driving, go for it! I’m not gonna stop ‘em. But if you’re telling me I can’t drive myself anymore, then fuck yourself, I love driving.

Can I finance it for 144 months at 12% APR if I trade in a wrecked Dodge Dakota?

I dunno if we can call somebody with a Lamborghini a hero. It conflicts with Jalopnik’s editorial stance.

Awesome. One would think that grown ass adults would be capable of finding their own next jobs without help from their former employer, yet at the same time one would also think that the UAW would do more for its members than siphon off dues to fund 20-odd Democratic POTUS candidates.

Input validation is the #1 (see what I did there?) flaw in most software, because programmers are often too lazy, or worse, never trained to think of negative scenarios.

I go to the dealership on purchase day like I’m going on a multiday hiking/camping trip. I’m there to annoy and frustrate them. I break them down. I’m certain that every dealer I’ve ever worked with short of one has wanted to physically harm me by the end of the transaction.