I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

The first thing I noticed after him holding the Transformers action figure was the fact he is only using about 29 inches of his 40 inch TV.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

That pasta scandal is still the funniest/saddest story. It was just so ridiculous.

Helping him out would be good for his welfare and well being as a student athlete, so of-course the NCAA would have issues with that! Next thing you know he is going to want seconds of pasta.

like, say, the fact that the Nets' owner was arrested in connection with a prostitution ring and has faced multiple corruption allegations, or that the Cavs' owner was a major player in the subprime mortgage scandal, or that the Magic's owner is a bigot who got rich off a pyramid scheme.

And one of their owners get caught with a briefcase full of pills and $30K in cash and is told to "Get better."

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

Dad: Well maybe if you let me wear a glove I wouldn't have made that mistake!

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

I'm going to be blunt. If Henderson's marijuana problems are chronic, he's sowing the seeds of his own failure. But this is a joint problem for both players and owners. Management snoops around in player's private lives and uses drug testing to weed out problem players, while the players wish the media would just pipe…

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

Vikings.

How about fighting irish with their mascot? O wait theyre white so no one cares. After all St Patricks days is an Irish holiday were you celebrate by doing the most offensive and stereotypical thing an irishman can do, get drunk.

I think this is some great brand synergy. When I play Pacman, I can never get past the first level.

If you lift crab legs, odds are you're gonna get pinched.

Pictured: A whining baby who tends to shit the bed, and a disgruntled toddler.

Shaquille,

Those last 14 paragraphs really snuck up on me.

There is a reason adults knock over kids to get the balls. As shown in this video, professional level baseballs can give children Parkinson's Disease. Now that little boy will not be able to follow his dream of being the best baseball player ever.