Totally.

She's in the attic!!!

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

WHY'S THE SUSPECT ALWAYS GOTTA BE A BROTHER!?!?!?

You know what they say: desperate times call for desperado measures.

He's 3rd on the Jaguars depth chart at RB

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

If you think this is good, just remember that these were the guys who weren't good enough to cheer for Bowdoin.

Reporter: Barry, do you belong in the hall of fame?

love the meme love the movie so i click the star because what i really want to see more of in the deadspin comments section is memes of movies totally unrelated to the article in question. thank you for the meme

"Do you feel you belong?"

FINNISH HER!

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Maybe he just really hates sororities.

Zero doubts he gets botox, and prob more. But that's a clear cut case of pink eye/conjunctivitis, esp how it started in one eye and traveled to the other. I work with kids, I see this every day. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

Yeah, he doesn't really come across badly here, at least in the quoted portion. I think the first question can clearly be interpreted as "If you were 25 now facing the pitching of today, how would you do?" and not Belle thinking he could post a .900 OPS as a 47-year-old. And his second answer... he's an a-hole for not…

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