Is his costume more or less confusing than the phrase, “Matt Harvey, the New York Mets ace”?

Are we sure he’s “going half-Joker, half-Dent” though? I figured the other side was Bruce Wayne. Sure there’s also an implicit Two-Face reference, but he’s more the Unholy Ghost in this Halloween trinity.

You know you’ve got a beautiful swing when your line of sneakers feature a logo that pays homage to it (albeit in an exaggerated form):

See, what you’re looking for is a 1,500 word profile, and this is a 350 word announcement

We’re not talking about him being part of the Big Three on the Celts when they won a championship? Or Jesus Shuttlesworth?

Here’s the thing, Barry, the White Sox ARE dumb. Us White Sox fans are not surprised at all by this and expect that it will only get worse. Good news is that we don’t have any more good prospects to trade for superstars that are 5 years past their prime.

Does anyone else think it’s really depressing that the team is going through all this embarrassment to defray less than half the cost of Alex Avila’s salary?

He’s going to the Jets and nothing will change.

Oh man, you might be half right.

Glad I took the time to make this, looks like I’ll get some use out of it.

At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.

Nah, that could be said about fanbases from Green Bay, Pittsburgh, every Florida team, and Cincy. It’s the fact that they have those 5 year olds drive them home that puts them ahead of the pack

he can’t read yet

Question: if there were a prosthetic available that allowed him enough grasping ability to be functional in-game (basically I’m picturing a robot hand here), is there anything in the NCAA or NFL rules currently that would prohibit him from using it?

Cool story. Dude makes JPP look like a pussy.

Pretty sure that violates NCAA rules on improper gift giving.

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

Don’t be ridiculous. Some of my best education and behavior levels are black.

I am very comfortable with all races as long as they are at my education and behavior level

UrbanBaby, like GothamMoms, clearly has its finger on the pulse of America.