Would have been better with this:

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

I would love to see him on the Bucks. A young team with Jabari and Giannis. Shift Jabari to SF and have Henson come off the bench. Give Milwaukee a reason to get amped because that team would be a force to be reckoned with after a few years of seasoning. The salaries of course would be the reason to give haste but wow…

Trump’s pulled out every other dog whistle, I’m surprised he’s never played the “they never call traveling any more” card. “When I’m president, they’re gonna call so much traveling, the best traveling, you won’t even believe.”

Hypermilers know what they’re talking about.

JOSE Hernandez.

That’s why we call him Hans Kluber.

If Catfish Hunter went by “Jim Hunter” there is no way he makes the hall of fame.

Rollie Fingers is a wonderful name for a greased-up-looking reliever with a tricky sinker. Maybe the perfect name. He’s gonna get the save, and then he’s going to con you out of 40 bucks on your way back to your car.

I wanted to add something Niekro-related, but every time I read it out loud, I just sounded super racist.

Jack Morris sounds like a hard-nosed asshole. Kind of like Jack Morris!

I think you have to take his birth name into account: Sanford Braun.

Dude is the best kind of beast on the kickball field, too.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

“Ya’ll need to work on your people skills.”

Counter-counterpoint: That’s hilarious and amazing.

Beast Ode

First you have to get past the ropes.

And they’re both managed to find ways to get into teen locker rooms.