My wife constantly says to me ‘Leave the dishes, I ‘ll get them in the morning.’ We all know that to be a lie but if I left them, I’m going to end up doing them as soon as I get home from work and start cooking dinner. So I do them - and the dishes aren’t done until they’re dry and put away. None of this, leave it on…

Clearly I’m not the only one that got your joke (but clearly there are some ‘Well, Actually’ guys below). +1 to you.

Yep - headlight and tailight patterns match:

These events plus the well publicized morale issues on the Shiloh have got to have SECNAV in a total twist.

I would like to subscribe to your pamphlet or newsletter, good sir or madam.

Numb - Linkin Park

Just imagine the horror of Joe West with a fucking mic on him during games. He’d find a way to give you mid-inning updates or some other stuff.

Corn Subsidies and Ethanol Mandates both need to go. We literally burn food every goddam day in the interest of being ‘green’ while we artificially prop up the price of products like corn and peanuts.

Not to stir too much of the shit, but how about ranking his antisemetic writings next?

These stories have been out as blind items for a long time. I posted about this in another thread but I first saw them after visiting Savannah and hearing stories from locals related to his time there for Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. There was definitely a pattern already in place in 1997 - a full 20 years…

I do love the maple boards and bamboo is pretty nice as well for the cost.

I do love the maple boards and bamboo is pretty nice as well for the cost.

I remember Spacey’s behavior being noted especially during his filming of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. It was noted mostly because he and the crew de-camped to a relatively small community of Savannah where folks took note of behaviors and events. There were many stories that came out of that time, none of…

See - you get it. Work must get done and progress has to be made. I had a teacher in college who’s stated stance on due dates for papers was “I have unlimited compassion prior to the due date. I have zero compassion past the due date.”

Dude - did you know that St. Nicholas was Turkish? Tooth fairy, who knows.

Project Manager checking in here:

Have you ever had a frozen pizza? Frozen for months possibly.

We need more of this in our life.

“What’s that? There’s a border there? Well, what are you waiting for? Build a wall on that thing and let’s look at having China pay for it. It’ll be huge. You say they won’t pay, huh? Send the bill to some other country around there - the one with the really delicious food. I’ll see if I can import some of their…

Was just about to say this exactly. These people are crazy. Some of them are crazy AND conservative, but they are all - first and foremost - crazy.

Mike McCarthy looks like the guy who yells at the 17 year old stocking tools in Home Depot because the kid doesn’t know if the goddam router has a 1/4" AND a 1/2" collet or just one even though it says on the box it only has the 1/4".