As a Catholic, I would love for you to tell me how..checking...um.. Taoism has caused violence and pain in the world?

Ooooh - it burns!

Bet I can throw one over them there mountains...

The plague killed millions, spread by fleas from mice, so he’s got an ancestor that is complicit!

Damnit - take your star and get us back to the commercials.

Unless you’ve got a blocker car, don’t do this in Western Kansas. The county sheriffs out there have a few Corvettes and really just LOVE it when someone is doing more than five or six over the limit.  I get it, I live in Kansas and there’s nothing from Hays to Denver.  But please don’t overdo it when driving through…

We need to start an allowance for my 6yo. I was thinking half their age in dollars rounded up to the nearest whole. I am toying with fining him 10 cents for every rude event during dinner time, however - mainly forcing burps and farts. At the current rate, that’ll save me a dollar a week, minimum (thus the need for…

Not my city, but nearby. Tulsa, OK has The Gathering Place and the playgrounds are amazing: https://www.gatheringplace.org/  Seriously, if you are nearby or travelling through with kids you MUST go here.  It’s free and just perfect.  Even young teens will find something fun to do on them.

Always look for the Braniff Peanuts.  Don’t know why, but they taste ‘meatier’.

I may have told this story once on this site. I had a vendor at a plant starting work on a major system implementation. I did not travel to the site as my oldest was nearing delivery day and couldn’t really be away. He had a contact at the plant, though, so things were fine.

Credit cards, man.  It’s all on credit and they’re just scraping buy.  It’s like that old commercial “I’m in debt up to my eyeballs!  Somebody please help me!!?!”

Yep - entry price for a new F-150 is over $30,000 and topping out near $60 without touching Raptor or King Ranch versions.

So very much this.  I feel like you run the risk of Norovirus every time you go through that place because of so many kids touching everything!

*Insert poorly-constructed Jets pun, possibly referencing Rex Ryan and feet*

Not really sure how Orlando is so great. Also - how is DFW not on the Mega list? Yeah it’s huge and hugely busy but you can get from one gate to any other in 20 minutes at a walk - I did it once when the trams were only going one way (the wrong way) due to one of the tracks being serviced.

Literally just changed careers waaay away from my comfort zone, but to a place where I will be successful, valued, and have great opportunities to grow. I could have stayed where I was but they were killing any chance of advancement (literally just put in place a company policy where promotions can’t happen without a…

I’ve never had an upsell on memberships at Costco - and I’m there every two weeks.

It’s in my kinja handle, but more as a joke about money than my sons. If I had the choice, I’d do it all again even with one just now through potty training.

For my money, I’ve had the most success with OneNote. I’m a Project Manager and the links between Outlook and OneNote are killer for meeting minutes, action items, and running issue logs and task tracking. The flexible hotkey tagging is also a key tool because of the ability to run reports over these tags for summary…

How dare you bring up Trent Dilfer.