Mark Wahlberg wants a pardon for his 1988 assault hate crime conviction.

"Lena Marquise, the artist, had inserted a battery pack into herself and attached a power cord to it, allowing observers to charge their iPhones as a commentary on how we've become dependent on technology."

You say all that. I say about time, where's the rest? I want more. Fuck serious games or games that aren't weird or games that have to be not strange or can't have sex or weird sex stuff or whatever.

So facefucking and male ejaculation are banned too?

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

You say that Czech has some pretty people, but I think what they really have is pretty women. And more realistically-speaking, they have really high standards for women. Walking around Prague, so many women are dressed to the nines, fully made up, perfect hair, obviously regular gym users. Which is fair enough. But…

I am seriously hoping this game can give me some of my faith back in Bioware. I have played and loved almost everything they have made but no matter how much I tried I could not finish DA2, it was just so incredibly boring.

The best interview ever the end everyone stop interviewing people from now on.

I don't know. It seems like this could be a pretty effective method of raising money for what is a pretty important cause. I mean, I'm not usually someone who would donate money to a cause like this but I'd be willing to pay whatever amount is required to not have to listen to this.

"Do they know it's Christmas time at all?" Do they give a good goddamn? Is it possible that perhaps Europe and America aren't the center of the universe and maybe some people aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas and perhaps this is generally the wrong way to frame an ongoing global public health crisis?"

Let's Bleed Wall Street Criminals...

The model from the original champagne butt photo was dark skinned, and oils do really make dark skin photographically lovely. They were probably just trying to recreate the original look as much as possible with Kim, but instead of beautiful, glistening skin, she skews a little toward excessively greasy.