My mom raised my high school aged sister and preschool/elementary aged me on around 20k a year by herself, and never openly complained once. She lost her house (after the divorce), and still somehow hid the fact that we were poor from us. She had no time for bullshit, and was a firece mama bear (still is). I will…

The President married very well.

Hahahahaha news maitre d’. A+++.

She’d be great, for sure.

I’ve seen her disinterested, or at least annoyed. And she did it with such sass and style!

Ok but what about something that would be available on Amazon prime?

Man, I’m going to miss Michelle Obama. She’s been one hell of a fantastic first lady.

That kid is awesome! You can tell him an internet stranger said so.

I believe I also have a response that will work. For me.

I was there one year and its so freaking amazing ! First they are leaping out of the water and slapping themselves back down to open the egg sacs. Then they come up the streams by the hundreds. It will just be jam packed with fish. Then the eagles come to feed and the bears. Then the whales sing all night in the bay…

...said the cat.

Hey. If a cat ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

The cat wanted to be traded. The request was not honored.

Eagles gonna eagle.

“Philadelphia eagles horrify fans at home” is a nice change of pace from the more typical “Philadelphia Eagles fans horrify everyone at home games,” you gotta admit.

Harris Wofford has lived one of the more incredible lives in recent American history. If you’re spending one-on-one time with him talking about internet memes and what just happened on Game of Thrones, you’re kind of doing it wrong.

And I have starred it both times. Karen Walker is who I want to be when I grow up.

I’m just sitting here frowning, softly singing Raspberry Beret under my breath and willing myself not to cry cause HE BEST NOT BE FUCKIN DEAD

Sanders hasn’t even bothered to register as a democrat in his home state of Vermont. Because he is hedging his bets. He wants to eat his cake and have it too. He craps on the democratic party every chance he gets, and expects democrats to elect him to be head of their party.

To begin with, the problem with “voter irregularities” hurt Hillary Clinton, not Bernie Sanders, because despite his attempts to woo Brooklyn voters, she won Brooklyn handily. So I resent his comments, because it’s more of these insinuations that the process was not fair to him and that any wins Hillary has are not…