This might be a good time to, yet again, plug: Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation.

Seriously though Ellen Barkin for President:

It looks like Katy’s regarding said chub with suspicion. As if to say “did I do that?”

Serena Williams is arguably the most successful player in the history of tennis. Hell, she’s the most dominant player in ANY professional sport right now. I’d call her the Michael Jordan of tennis, but that’s not really fair: she’s won more championships than Jordan did.

But yeah, I’m sure she’s totally grateful to…

This is approaching fall of the Roman empire territory. If this ass wipe comes even close to being elected, America will lose so much international respect, and that will be very difficult to earn back. It's already starting to happen.

“I’m a first generation high school graduate”

Woke up because I had to pee. No lie.

Petra was the def leapord of Christian bands.

MY PEOPLE! Christmas ‘66 here. I see some of the stuff about social media ruining lives and I realize that I would have made a MAJOR IDIOT of myself if I had grown up in the 90's. (I mean, I made a MAJOR IDIOT of myself but there is little to no proof, with the exception of some Polaroids I should really throw away…

Class of 85 REPRESENT! I don’t feel so old on here anymore!

I mean not all 18 year olds make bad choices but if you’ve never had a particularly stable or loving family situation (being raised on a reality tv show doesn’t seem conducive to that) I feel like the odds are stacked against you even more. And yeah when I read about that a long time ago on a jez thread about them I…

I love people who want Trump to relentlessly attack Hillary Clinton, like he’s not already losing a slap-fight with Megyn Kelly.

Because it needs to be done on 2 different occasions, and you’re not gonna rush the kid to the doctor when she has to take a shit twice. And it’s really not that hard. Just brush it gently in the water and brush the shit water on the little paper square. If I could do it, he could, no need to mangle the poop and smear…

It would never occur to my husband to google anything parenting related. It blows my mind how the most basic thing doesn’t happen when he’ll Google William H Macy’s birthdate the second he sees him in a movie

My cat brings me presents all the time! He gifts me his toys. Though he stands there mewing until I literally say thank you so he’s really in it for the praise high.

I feel you. I’m also married to a good dude and was trying to explain the frustration that there is nothing with our kids that I never do, while he has quite the list (cutting their nails, haircuts, vaccines, check-ups, all the fun stuff). There is an inherent unfairness to motherhood that I wasn’t quite prepared for.

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

she’s really the only reporter who’s gone after him in any sort of way- most of the others either fawn over him or let him babble on say whatever. Throw in the fact she’s a woman and Trump thinking he’s a Man’s Man with every sexist connotation that comes with it and there you go.

It’s amazing what he has done to the national discussion.

My guess