OK, in that black and white photo especially, Shaun White looks like a BeeGee back in the day... or am I hallucinating?

That's OK. I'm his demographic. Leave it to me.

Oh those flapping little 'hands in the hair, daddy!' waves.... i can't stop laughing. In sympathy. What a daddy!

"My parents and I had been on the road since 7:40 a.m., having spent the night in a two-bed, one-room Travelodge accommodation."

Why does he have three hands??

Ah, Vitamin C... I predate that thing, so had never heard it before (lucky, I know), but it was much requested at my kids' 5th-grade promotion ceremony last week. Now I cannot shake it.

I heart you for combining the phrase "I'm helping to run VBS next week" with the phrase "annoying as fuck." YOURS is the VBS I want my kids to attend :) (and what a load of BS. VBS is not one universal date, asswipes... you're probably very close to the truth, Queenjulie.)

I've been told it means 'slut' :)

Just unload a few tons of glitter, kind of like those planes used to fight wildfires out west... awesome!

In case you want to share your thoughts with Worley himself and the website's still down (from thenewcivilrightsmovement.com)

Love it. My mom signs off on her Facebook posts...

No, it's the sitting my ass on the couch the rest of the day reading a book that might make me fat.

dammit, yes. too bad my dad doesn't golf.

"I multiplied the time I was on the train, about 14 hours, with the speed of Indian trains and I came up with a rough distance, about 1,200km."

If you haven't officially joined yet, you can have a smartphone. Or a nice truck. Or a wild rumspringa...When you're Amish, you have a better idea of what you're "giving up" when you join, I'd bet. I'd argue that these days, you're not as physically separated from the world anymore, either.,

It's an interesting point, in light of the fact that LOTS of Amish kids in my community have Facebook. I realize they're not the same religion, true, but maybe the bigger difference is that Amish teens, technically, have not yet joined the church. Just thought it was an interesting comparison of relatively…

I think I love you. Do you use some of the trendy patterned duct tape, or just the old gray stuff?

'William, Kate and Harry,

THIS is what I've been trying to put into words in my head. Thank you.

May be... guys at one of our local colleges have been doing this for several years, for a similar cause.