There's someone by this name, from Jersey City, on Facebook. Looks the right age too. She needs her own fan club; I know the airplane pilot has his!

I can't believe I'm panting over a man wearing a pocket square.

@vamvaki_poulaki:

@muddgirl:

@gold_gato:

That's exactly what I was thinking... how many hundreds an hour for an attorney AND a plane ticket (or the GOP jet?). @captainolimar:

Man, that Colton lives in my county... a staunch Republican stronghold. Save the Republican puppy!!!

@Fashion_Victim:

@BrutallyHonestBabes:

No Colin Firth. Seriously???

Julianna Marguiles' dress looks exactly like Julia Louis Dreyfuss at the Emmys — just black instead of orangy/red. And Parker Posey (love her!) seems to be channeling Eva Longoria at the Emmys.

@MadameOvary:

Sort of OT, but how can the McCain campaign (and I use that term loosely, since it really seems to be the Palin campaign these days) explain Sarah Palin's appearance on the cover of US magazine, sort of like Angelina and Brad?? I thought Obama was supposed to be the celebrity?

Beyond my sympathy for her husband, I wish someone would show Tien the photo of John Mayer — scratching his armpit! — that ran earlier today on Jezebel.