I was never ungrey’d by Jalopnik. Even though I’ve been here for over a year.......

I believe you are missing an “s.” :P

That is the automotive equivalent to herpes.

While I’m not a huge fan of kei stuffs, that’s pretty damn cool looking.

Nice, wheels from a Chrysler Town and Country.

I’m not discrediting the car, I’m commenting on the design of it.

I am very angry that there is no manual option.

Also that’s a joke.

Why is there always a you doing this.

Nonsense, that’s not a mall parking lot!

I estimate the size of this blind spot to be comparable to the size of Texas.

Finger prints. Fingerprints everywhere.

And extremely strict emissions regulations.

Something was obstructing the passenger power seat rail. I reached in and pulled out a tiny baby shoe. A really scary looking old one at that.

I stopped at a green light to let a firetruck pass on the cross street. Dickhead in a black Model S goes FLYING around me at about twice the speed limit, nearly eating shit into the fire truck. He had to turn right sharply to avoid a collision.

This panel gap between the trunk lid and the rest of the car bothers me greatly.

guys i think i found what happened to hitler.

I wish.

Also, probably among some of the best cars ever made. Dead reliable, durable and high quality. Only thing that got to them was the rust.

The words “sensual” and “purity” are not those that should be used to describe a car.