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I’ve got a mountain bike and a road bike, haha.

I bought a Yakima roof rack for my old A4 because I thought it looked cool.

It looks like somebody ate a bunch of play dough and then projectile vomited on literally everything.

Excellent.

Hey, as long as Helen Keller was there.

Incorrect.

German Car Makers.

Was this “somebody” Ford by any chance?

I got a very stern talking to for throwing textbooks out the window of my third floor English class in 9th grade.

Most Officers actually enjoy how they handle.

This is why no pets in the car. That smell is NEVER going to come out.

Completely off topic, hope you don’t mind.........

At least Toyota didn’t make one. Or it would go flying out of your hands right into the TV.

STOP TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE ME. STOP IT.

It would appear that the truck is physically bent downwards just about here.

NO BERTSTRIP NO, NO BERTSTRIP NO

I really hope it isn’t.

My kind of date doesn’t need to be impressed by the car you drive.

It’s in Jersey though.