Sign me up for 3 weeks.

When she gets to the part about the year sponsored by the Trial Size Dove Bar… can anyone tell me if this is a candy bar, or a bar of soap? Damn you, David Foster Wallace, damn you.

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ok. this is where I stop reading.
when did avc get infiltrated by the goons?

Do you mean cuh-KANE?

Hey Tasty. Right on. Just took my husband's dick out of my mouth long enough to notice the so called "Bill", now blocked. Hooray.

Buy another phone. Lay off the avocado toast.

Stick with the 4 Formaggi hand-tossed Italian-made version. They've had that on the freezer shelf for 20 years.

OK, am I the only one who thought that "pass the butter" line was a reference to Last Tango In Paris, and the robot's actual purpose is as a participant in guilt-ridden anal sex?

Look up the zip codes of the districts of vulnerable gop reps who voted for this abomination. use that when you call the congressional switchboard at 202-224-3121. you can reach someone at the offices of any of these asswipes.

Yes, but

I live in San Diego. Down here, we all agree: fuck the Mission Burrito. I agree with Jonathan Gold: it's an abomination wrapped in tin foil. That is all.

Sharon Stone's cousin is Bill Sedimentary Lay….

Oh the irony.

Truck Frump!

In our family, we just gouge out each others' eyes with cocktail forks.

A spiral knife!?!
Can it make curly fries?

He calls himself a newcomer. He's an evolved form of the hosts. Dr. Lecter has been busy.

My Grandmother subscribed to Grit in the seventies.

Stickler alert!

Careful… don't use Proustian Rush if you're on heart medication or using Viagra. It can cause a fatal drop in blood pressure.