Heathcliff, moors, yadda yadda yadda.

Actually, Ex-Lion Tamers formed solely to play Pink Flag, track-by-track. The bank included Sound Opinions co-host Jim DeRogatis. Fun facts!

Oh, no. They are terrible people, and I hate them.

Do you like to piss indoors?

Actually, her fallback choice was monster's wife.

Is there a reason Galifianakis is sporting two sets of eyebrows in that clip?

The Golden Globes consider this a fart comedy.

I think that was part of the Univision deal.

Even though I've been a casual fan since Scary Monsters came out when I was 13, and I spent my college years backtracking through the Ziggy/Aladdin/Duke/Berlin eras, I really wasn't prepared for how this would affect me. I've been on the verge of tears all day. How embarrassing.

And then, if you asked Yorke or Stipe who it was for them, I wouldn't be surprised if they said Bowie. This stuff all runs downhill, son.

Maybe Goggins isn't who he says he is? Doesn't that change things?

I'd like to get behind this reunion, but I guess I'm just losing my edge. But I was there… I was there at the last LCD show at MSG. Then I sold my synthesizers and bought a cowbell.

The lack of love for Getting On at AVC has been a constant source of perplexity for me… Of course, the whippersnappers in these parts may not have the same perspective on aging as someone in my position, coasting down the back side of middle age. But still… nothing made me laugh and cringe more than this show. Thank…

22 - Mimi Rogers
23 - Nicole Kidman
24 - Katie Holmes

The Pussy Died.

I thought women withheld sex in order to end wars, not begin or continue them. Was Aristophanes wrong?

As opposed to someone-else-navelgazing? That's my kind of navelgazing!

Har de har har.

But Rambling Rose features far less face-lipstick.

I'm livetweeting your reaction right now #mindfuck